:] This is unfortunately not the speed paint. I've decided it'll take too long and so if anything you guys will have to wait till at least 1k (if I ever get there) for a speedpaint of any sorts. BUT I did remember I had like 78 saved incorrect quotes. A lot, but I'm slightly obsessed.
So, instead, I present to you, your 500 reads special:
Incorrect Quotes with Rainsong and the Crew!
Rainsong: Time for plan G.
Whitestorm: Don't you mean plan B?
Rainsong: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Firepaw: What about plan D?
Rainsong: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Graypaw: What about plan E?
Rainsong: I'm hoping not to use it. Firepaw dies in plan E.
Dustpaw: I like plan E.
Graystripe: *dies*
Rainsong: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Sandstorm: Nonsense. One month.
Whitestorm: Nah, half a month.
Fireheart, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GRAYSTRIPE JUST DIED!
Dustpelt, scratching chin in thought: One week.
Rainsong: What should I do?
Whitestorm: *holds out paw* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Rainsong: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
Rainsong: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way. (This was too ironic, I had to include it)
Graystripe: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Fireheart: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Dustpelt: A realist sees a hungry fox.
Rainsong: The hungry fox sees three mouse-brained meals just standing there.
Rainsong: I owe you one.
Whitestorm: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
Fireheart: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Dustpelt: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Sandstorm: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Graystripe: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Rainsong: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Lionheart: I lost Rainsong.
Whitestorm: How did you LOSE Rainsong?!
Lionheart: To be fair, she is very small.
Some Rando ShadowClan Cat: How many children do you have?

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