[WARNING - CRINGE]
This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...
Evan Hansen: I thought Highland Cattle were called Highland Moos until I was 9 years old.
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Jeremy Heere: I thought procrastination was a synonym for menstruation.
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Seymour Krelborn: I poked a cactus cause I didn't think it was spiky. Fortunately, it wasn't, so my finger was spared.
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Michael Mell: When I was about 5, I ran up to an old man, shouted "I'M GONNA LEG IT" and ran away.
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Rich Goranski: I drew a line on a box whenever I thought about cheese.
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Jared Kleinman: I tried to say "Fuck you" to my friend and then remembered I was in school, so instead I said "Crap you"
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Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: When we got my cat (Rip Betsy) I told one of the employees that we were going to change her name because we didn't like it… she was named after that employee.
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