. Buy them a rose
. Compliment them on their clothes
. Say you appreciate that they're smart
. Tell them that they excite you sexually
. Shout "MAKE LOVE TO ME, RICKY" at them
. Make fun of them and call them an acorn
. Tell them the place and time of their death
. Get a rat to play the bass for them
. Call them "Monkey love drop"
. Sing a whole GODDAMN love song and then be like "OoPSie, sORry, nOt YOu uWu" (like seriously, Christine? I love you but wtf)
. Sing what could sort of be read as a love song, but… oh yeah there's a dead guy here too (Am I talking about Sincerely Me or If I Could Tell Her? You'll never know)
. DO NOT try to kiss them on their dead brother's bed
. DO NOT leave them alone at a party and call them a loser (*cough cough* Jeremy *cough cough*)
. DO NOT name a carnivorous and (possibly) alien venus flytrap after them (Looking at you Seymour)
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Random BMC + DEH stuff (+ Oneshots)
Fanfiction[WARNING - CRINGE] This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...
