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Sky and Twilight: Are Wii gonna have a problem?

Wild: You best Switch up that attitude!

Hyrule and Four: You're planning a dangerous Game-boy!

Time: Don't Nintendo Sixty-force me to use this!

Wind: Guys you better DS-calate this situation or else-

[brutal fighting ensues]

Warriors: [driving the ambulance] Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!

[later]

Warriors: [breaking up the fight] NindenDON't take one more step.

Legend: [treating Hyrule's stab wound] You're gonna need a dream Cast for that injury-

Warriors: What?

Legend: Shit wrong company.

~~~

Random group of knights: [making fun of Hyrule for looking 'scruffy']

Sky: [unsheathing his sword] I'd think twice if I were you.

Wild: [cracking his knuckles] You sure you wanna mess with this guy?

Warriors: [crossing his arms] It'll be the biggest mistake of your life.

Hyrule:

Hyrule: [tearing up] Yeah I cry way too easily. 

~~~

Warriors: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Four: Shoot.

Warriors: I was walking by a prison the other day and saw a dwarf climbing down the outer wall. But wait, is it ok for me to call him a dwarf? I wouldn't want to be little condescending.

Four: ...

Warriors: You get it?

Four: Ass.

~~~

Legend: Since you keep insisting on raiding dungeons without protection, I got this magic ring for you. It enchants an aura of defence.

Ravio: You know I'm not exactly a jewelry person.

Legend: Fine, you don't have to wear-

Ravio: [putting on the ring] No. I'm going to wear this forever.

~~~  

Wind: Us, doing something chaotic? That's ridiculous!

Hyrule: Yeah, we just came down for a glass of milk.

Wild: [entering the room with a Sheikah bazooka] What's up agents of chaos? Got the monster camp obliterator up and ready to-

Wild: [freezing] Good evening Captain.

Warriors: [taking off his eye mask] It's 2 am.

Wild: [backing up] Good morning Captain.

Warriors: Get back here.