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Wild: I'm non-binary, I don't understand.
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Legend: [lying on a grassy hill] Do you see the stars?
Hyrule: Yeah.
Legend: Then get up! Our tent's been stolen!
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Time: Why is your Wanted Poster on the ceiling?!
Wild: You said bring my reputation up.
Time:
Time: [looks up] At least, they got your nose right this time.
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Hylia: What are you rebelling against?
Legend: What have you got?
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Sky: I thought we were having a battle of wits...but you appear to be unarmed.
Warriors: [sighing] That's a moblin Sky.
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Athena: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Warriors: [whispering] Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Mask: [whispering back] Because I have small hands.
Warriors: Because he has small hands.
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Teba: It's nice to meet you all.
Sky: Holy shit a talking bird.
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Time: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Twilight: Wild seems to get it.
Wild: [writing in a journal]
Time: Wild's drawing stick figures.
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Wild: Ritos probably give the best hugs.
Wind: Yeah, it would be like being engulfed in a feathery-
Four: Shut up, it's 3am.
Sky: [now awake for some reason] No no, let him finish.
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Linked universe || Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of oneshots from my AO3 account, some are about members of the chain bonding some rope in a gender neutral y/n. My personal favourite is 'The Piper of Krysa Hamlet', I'm really proud of that one! Follow Legend of Zoodles on Tumblr for m...
