My One And Only (SIGZAI oneshots)

Note before we start. This is Sigma's POV

I finally found it. Somewhere to call Home, Fydor lied to me... Everyone lied. I am wanted.

 I'm happy. 

Four years ago, when I first came into this world. My goal was to survive and find my home, but home doesn't necessarily mean somewhere or someone related by blood. It could also mean your environment, either good or bad. And I finally understand what that means.

 "Sigma! I welcome you to the Armed Detective Agency. I hope you have a good time working hard alongside everyone. It would help if you didn't get the wrong idea of how everyone in the ADA operates. After all, you spent so much time with Dazai that you must have a false assumption about the ADA. But I trust that you would fit in nicely and work hard." That was pretty long and yea maybe I kind of judged them all based on Dazai, but he looks serious about work. I just hope I won't meet any deranged person again.

"I forgot to introduce myself, how rude of me. I'm Kunikida Doppo, I hope we get along just fine." Kunikida... I don't know why but I feel like I have heard about him before. Maybe when Dazai was ranting on and on, He's so loud honestly. "I hope we get along too." Suddenly the door burst open and someone came in. "Kunikida! It's Dazai! h-h-he ate a poisonous mushroom again!" Po-po-poisonous. "I mean it's Dazai. I have a report to finish tell him I'll deal with him when I finish." Dazai rushed into the room screaming "Atsushi-kun!" The boy he called Atsushi ran behind my back. "Sigma! HEEELLLPPP!" Dazai rushed up to me pulling my cheeks "SSSIIIIGGGMMMAAA! you know last night I dreamt that I was committing suicide with a beautiful lady, but then I realized why bother when I have Sigma!" 

What a cheesy thing to say but I did get a bit flustered. What was this strange feeling I always feel when I'm with Dazai, it's so annoying and he's so annoying but then when he's near I get all flustered. "What kind of mushroom did he eat, if he ate a poisonous mushroom shouldn't he be dead by now." "I don't know he just went to a nearby pond and picked up a mushroom growing nearby and ate it. I tried to stop him! I really did!" Now I felt bad for the Agency. Having to deal with such a moron. "Atsushi enough playing, I just got a case we have to leave now. Sorry Sigma to have to leave you with Dazai on your first day. Yosano is out today and Kenji is currently with Tanizaki solving a case, if you have a question ask Ranpo. "Honestly, I'm used to being with Dazai so it's no big deal. "It's fine I'll be fine." As they both left, I started to instantly regret what I just said. I just sat down on a chair to avoid some craziness and Dazai immediately sat next to me. "What do you want now?!" 

"You know you're prettier than most girls. I really like your hair is it natural?" He was twisting my hair around like he was trying to seduce me, this guy really is a womanizer. "It's natural now please stop." I really don't just like dealing with Dazai, he's so stressful but... it's weird my face feels so hot.

Finally! He's asleep, I have to admit... he looks cute in his sleep. I know it's weird for someone to watch someone else sleep but, he's sleeping so peacefully after ruining people's mental health. Is he having peace of mind from that? "You know it's kind of weird having someone watch you sleep, but if it's you I don't mind."