"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." PART 2 // A DSMP Fanfiction

    "Happy birthday, Blade!" A voice said excitedly. "Great job, you have survived another year." A voice said. "E." Another voice said. I smiled and laughed. Tommy stared and Phantom counted on his fingers and then burst into laughter.

    "Oh my God, it is our birthday!" Phantom said, looking at me. Bee's eyes lit up and he flew into the air. He glanced around and flew back down excitedly. "There's an ice cream place near here that's open twenty-four seven, we should go there to celebrate!" He said excitedly and everyone looked at Phantom and I.

    I grinned and nodded. Everyone cheered and then we looked at the mass of dead bodies surrounding us. "What should we do about the evidence though?" Ender said, a bit nervously. We stared and Bee shrugged.

    "Eh, let's leave them for the police to find." He said, and then in a barely audible mutter, "It's not like they'll come here anyways." I looked around and grinned at Phantom. Phantom grinned back and pulled a match out. He swiped the match against the rough bricks and the match instantly caught fire.

    I pulled out a tank of gasoline from my coat and opened it. Don't ask how it fits in there or why I have a tank of gasoline. I walked forward and covered the bodies in gasoline, all while everyone else watched Phantom and I in silence. I heard a weird thunk inside the tank, but I shrugged, emptied out the tank, and tossed it on a body.

    Phantom grinned and lit three more matches and stepped back on the sidewalk, motioning for everyone else to do the same. When everyone was on the sidewalk, he handed everyone minus Ph1LzA a match and grinned at us.

    "On the count of three, okay?" He asked and I could see him barely contain his excitement. "One." He said, and Tommy and Bee held their matches higher while Ender looked at his match uncertainly. "Two," I said and Tommy's eyes lit up with excitement and Ender shrugged, and held the match higher with a grin of his own.

    "THREE!" We all said together, and we threw the matches onto the bodies. The bodies instantly caught fire and all of them were lit ablaze, the fire very, very large. I heard a loud explosion and the fire grew taller. I looked at Phantom with a raised eyebrow and he grinned.

    "What, I put a pack of TNT in your tank of gasoline!" He said and I groaned but smiled. "That was a stupid yet amazing idea," I said, shaking my head with a smile. He grinned and clapped a hand on my shoulder. "Thanks." He said.

    "Hey, how come I didn't get a match?" Ph1LzA asked and I stifled a laugh, knowing what Phantom was about to say. "Because you're old and boring," Phantom said with an eye roll. Tommy burst into laughter while Ph1LzA stared at Phantom.

    "Phantom, do not make me craft a belt." He said and Phantom froze. He slowly went into the ground which was possible due to him being a ghost and everyone minus Ph1LzA burst into laughter. Soon after, Phantom resurfaced and we all started walking towards the ice cream shop, all while Phantom kept a good distance away from Ph1LzA. We came to a road and saw the ice cream shop and cheered until we all realised one thing.

There were two ice cream shops.