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Owen: NOAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOO NOAH BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Owen: NOAAAAHAHH DON'T DIE!!! WHAT WILL BE OF UR BF?? OF CODY??? NOAAAAAHHH

Emma: boyfriend? Why didn't he tell me!

Owen: ummm hehe umm ermm umm...

Emma: ugh, if someone like he managed to get a boyfriend then I'm more than capable of getting a girlfriend!

Owen: OOH!! I thought you would get mad at him!

Emma: nah, we're both gay disasters

Stephanie: This isn't about that GAYASS this is about my bi bf!

Stephanie: we are a bi couple now!

Junior: good 4u

Junior: dad I ran out of robux can u buy m more?

Dwayne: son, I'm downstairs, you can get down and ask me! ☺

Junior: no ty

Kelly: you judge my parenting skills? You can't even get your son out of his room!

Dwayne: huh!? Your daughter is a spoiled brat!

Taylor: honestly that #hurts

Kelly: at least my daughter does exercises and don't play that robux thing!

Junior: it's Roblox, ma'am

Taylor: what's ur username kiddo?

Junior: junior_coolness0999

Taylor: adding u rn

Dwayne: HA! what were you saying?

Kelly: Taylor, sweetie, you're not helping!

Taylor: im busy playing roblox w/ junior mom

Lorenzo: did someone said roblox?

Chet: you freaking roblox-obsessed, I told you so many times that Minecraft is better, but that inexistent brain of yours don't listen!

Lorenzo: DON'T DISRESPECT ROBLOX LIKE THAT, YOU WEIRDO!

Devin: y'all are a bit... Weird

Carrie: yep! Totally! Right Devin?

Devin: yeah...

Carrie: sigh

Sanders: everything alright Carrie?

McArthur: leavwher alone, str8 ppl ar weird

Sanders: what did I tell you earlier...?

McArthur: shush, I'm the bad cop and u the good one, and the bad cop makes the rules

Sanders: I'll just let you be

Carrie: don't say straight as an insult! And we are not straight! Right Devin?

Devin: ye im dating a man rn

Carrie: wh... what? why didn't you tell me?

Devin: we got together, like, five minutes ago in tinder date!

Carrie: oh

Laurie: oh, you poor soul

Miles: Dont worry little flower, we will take care of you :)

Carrie: that's... Nice ig?

Brody: YOOOO THE SURFER DUDES LN THE GC!!!!

Geoff: YEAAAAAHHH HELLO DUDES AND DUDETTES!!!! WHAT HAPPENED

Taylor: well, like, Carrie got heartbroken (again) by her bff and then she got two cottagecore vegan gfs

Leonard: SHAZAM! and Ryan came out as heterophobe and bisexual!

Ryan: I am no longer a heterophobe!

Geoff: woah, that gives reverse Dunki uwu vibes!

Brody: omg that's right! How's the man dude?

Geoff: his internalized homophobe ass is trying to rizz up Trent while saying he hates gays, dude

Tom: Nu uh, that's not cool, kick him in the ass for me bestie

Jen: yeah, castrate that bitch for us pretty one

Geoff: the only thing that can slaps Dunki uwu's ass is my penis, sorry 😰😰😰😰

Brody: BROO WHAT ABOUT MINE??? 😞😞😞😞

Geoff: DW BRO YOURS IS MY FAVORITE!

Owen: YOOOO HIIIIII

Brody: OWEENNN MY MAN

Kitty: men ☕

Jacques: omg ikr? All dicks are connected to a liar

Josee: all men you've hooked up with are shit, Jacques, you don't have men taste

Jacques: I can say the same about YOU! all the women that has been with you were witches!

Ellody: as a scientist, I can not accept the existence of a human capable of doing magic, that is just incorrect

Mary: I agree, magic is only our brain playing with illusions




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NEXT IS THE REBOOT!! anyways writing this chaoter was fun, hope ya like it!!! 

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