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"This is not to promote your fucking products shut up" group chat.


Madelyn: hey

Cayetana: remember the old Chris McLean? Remember how perfect his hair was? You can have the same hair as him with the one and only McProduct for hair! It'll leave your hair soft and shiny! Like the ol Chris McLean! Only for 10.50 bucks! Buy it now, or let your hair suffer the consequences!

Connor: why are you talking as if he was dead? :(

Cayetana: I mean... Do you want him alive?

Connor: do you want him DEAD?

Michael: let's be for fucking real, who doesn't want him dead?

Michael: and since when the blind chick can text?

Cayetana: I can see now, dear Mickey

Michael: fuck you

Tao: I not english speak i very perdon

Michael: 💀

Jupiter: HI HI HIIII HELLOOO HIII I MISSED Y'ALL SO MUCHH AAAA :333

Mark: I did not


Mark left the group chat.


Madelyn: nuh uh


Madelyn added Mark to the group chat.


Mark: whatever

Jupiter: HIII MARK :3

Michael: ignore her, she has white hair and pronouns

Madelyn: ignore him he's just a wannabe fuckboy who needs female validation

Lily: FEMALE VALIDATION BAHAHA WHAT A PATHETIC BITCH

Michael: you little bitch

Lily: I will destroy you

Beatrix: Lily, you were voted out first.

Tao: okay

Michael: ??? what is the asian dude saying

Sage: leave the war aside and fill each other with love brothers

Michael: I am not doing an orgy with all of you, plus im straight 💀

Beatrix: its not like anybody wants to fuck with you huh

Connor: Sage didnt mean for us to do a massive orgy-

Lily: well actually 🤓👆

Lily: go fuck yourself connor

Britney: I'm doing my nails, will y'all shut up for a minute? Ugh

Beatrix: hm? The Barbie wannabe needs her nails done?

Britney: I told you to shut up 🙄

Madelyn: you could ask nicer

Britney: I am straight stay away from me

Madelyn: I literally didn't say anything

Emily: it's clear that you are being Britney's "gay awakening".

Emily: now I have to go.

Jupiter: EK- BRITNEY IS CRUSHING ON YOU MAD!!

Michael: dude she is straight

Cayetana: she only made out with you in the show to manipulate you, get over it Mickey

Michael: fuck y'all

Marcos: heyyy :)

Michael: you too marco polo wannabe

Marcos: idc kys

Rachel: how are you Michael? Please forgive Marcos, he's a bit bipolar sometimes 👥

Michael: nahh he knows damn well what he's doing

Michael: fucking ginger

Marcos: whatever u say Mickey

Michael: your dick is not even 1 cm, twink

Marcos: let's not talk about yours, oki?

Beatrix: oh?

Cayetana: OOH HOHOH

Connor: small pee pee!

Sage: the centimeters don't matter, dude, is how you use it

Tao: penis small no matter penis big in interior yes matter

Marcos: its not like he uses it that much anyways

Michael: I fucking hate gingers

Jupiter: imagine having a microscopic cock

Madelyn: HEKP???

Michael: at least my balls are big

Lily: as big as grapes

Emily: be nicer! Michael, I'm sure you have a big penis and big testicles!

Michael: thanks ik

Tao: Coca-Cola

Cayetana: let him be


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