Izzy: IZZY IS GOING AS FREDDY FAZBER!!
Alejandro: Let me put José into your mouth
Izzy: AND THEN BITE HIS HEAD AND KILL HIM! SURE! HAHA
Izzy: THE ELIMINATION OF THE 87! HAHA
Tyler: I'm going as Ken!
Lindsay: im ton as baribe!
Heather: it's Barbie, linds
Cody: Heather??? Being??? Nice??? Towards??? Lindsay???? New??? Rare??? Aesthetic???
Lindsay: wer closet!
Gwen: I mean you two can't be in the closet because you already came out
Lindsay: eeehhh???
Duncan: bro turned into ezekiel 💀
Ezekiel: im having it with you, Duncan!
Harold: you know it's serious when zeke doesn't use the "eh", " hey", "yo" or "homie/s"
Bridgette: he's going feral. Good.
Bridgette: oh also I have something important to announce
Bridgette: well, WE have something important to announce
Courtney: ah, right
Courtney: we broke up, but we're in good terms dw
Bridgette: yup
DJ: OH WAIT WAIT
Private messages between "DJ :)" and "Dunki <3"
(DJ/Duncan)
DJ:): YOU READ IT?
Dunki <3: read what
DJ:):THE GC MQBDKAND
Dunki <3: WHA OH MY FUXKIN GOF
Dunki <3: I'm so gonna make Courtney fall in love with me again!
DJ:): yeah!!
DJ:): but, um- thinking about it better you really shouldn't try, y'know?
Dunki <3: 💀 why?
DJ:): Well uuuhhhh, she already got over your relationship and I think that, um, "flirting" with her now is gonna make things worse..
DJ:): maybe try later? She and Bridge just broke up
Dunki <3: ur right, idk what I would do without u DJ , thanks🖤
DJ:): yea, I got your back, dude,,, :)
"Total Boner Island" group chat.
Geoff: don't get me wrong, dude, I love eggs Benedict but I can't with the name 😞😞😞😞
Owen: BUT THEY HAVE THE PERFECT NAME! EGGS BENEDICT! THE! BEST! NAME!
Alejandro: I don't like eggs Benedict and I dont like the name either
Alejandro: like
Alejandro: where are those eggs from? Benedictlandia or some shit like that? 💀
