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Heather: care to explain this Geoff?

Heather:


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Heather: that's a list of all gop president candidates btw

Heather: for AMERICA.

Geoff: This is just one step closer to make America great again 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🦫

Noah: that's not the American flag

Noah: nor the animal

Bridgette: Geoffrey!

Bridgette: I thought you were just joking when you told me that!

Geoff: an american never lies 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🦫🦫🇨🇦🦫🦫🇨🇦

Heather: again with the wrong emojis

Gwen: but Geoff you're not even american

Bridgette: yeah you're CANADIAN.

Geoff: but I am! I decided I'm now transamerican 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦

Harold: Geoff that's Canada's flag actually

Harold: and you can't be transamerican since that's not a thing gosh!

Geoff: but it is! I saw a girl who identified as Korean

Duncan: north Korean? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Heather: go back to retardland

Leshawna: the slur is crazy 💀

Duncan: YOU go back to RETARDLAND! YOU BITCH

Bridgette: okay so... Back to the topic

Bridgette: I can't believe I'm gonna say this

Courtney: Geoff you're american fishing

Heather: in my times it used to be asian fishing 💀

Geoff: im not American shitting?? I'm getting an DNA transplant 🎀🎀🎀🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Trent: /j right?

Geoff: ...

Trent: /J RIGHT??

Geoff: 💋

Noah: wait a second

Eva: Is that Izzy's hair? Bottom right.

Izzy: We need YOU!! JOIN THE ARMY!!

Noah: Izzy you aren't american

Cody: they're a leprechaun BAHAHAHAHAB

Harold: not every redhead is a leprechaun cody

Harold: you are offending us by assuming that, leprechauns are mythical creatures that do not exist!

Cody: like your rizz

Harold: MY RIZZ DOES EXIST GOSH

Cody: being a simp is not rizz Harold 😔

Owen: then u don't have any rizz Cody...

Cody: HOW DARE YOU!! THAT'S NOT VERY SKIBIDI SIGMA POMNI OF YOU OWEN.

Owen: not very what? Sorry I don't speak YouTube shorts, buddy!

Trent: dayum

Trent: he ate the whole American States

Gwen: LMAOOKSKO HEÑPSJ

Justin: that's my ugly pookie

Justin: and Cody, I can help you with your rizz

Justin: I'm the ultimate rizzler after all

Courtney: you're not actually

Courtney: I am

Justin: lies, I've pulled the most people in total drama

Courtney: you only made them attracted to you, I've DATED the most

Heather: I'm a pretty good "rizzler" too

Gwen: babe your rizz is actually manipulation not rizz

Alejandro: im the ultimate rizzler ❤️‍🔥 ❤️‍🔥

Gwen: the same goes for you

Cody: FINE who needs rizz when you have such skibidi sigma alpha skillksnmmmm!??!???!?!)

DJ: are you guys okay? I think brainrot is really getting to you all..

Lindsay: mii brin s a floper!

Ezekiel: homies I just read the whole thing and honestly I think Izzy and Geoff should quit, ey!

Ezekiel: have we not learnt anything about the Danganronpa incident on Russia, eh??

Ezekiel: they banned a fictional character from Russia!!

Geoff: but we are not fictional characters?? I'm just trying to make a better living to my lil family 😔😔😔😭😭🇨🇦🦫

Geoff: my husbands and our pet, Harold

Geoff: Dunki likes to play with the pet, so cute 🥺🥰

Harold: dont include me in your fucked up definition of family!

Duncan: show a little gratitude to Geoff, he decided to include you

Harold: I'm sure you were the one who wanted me in! GOSH!

Duncan: why would I want some nerd freak bitchless in???

Harold: because you're obsessed with me????

Tyler: even I can feel the sexual tension here..

Lindsay: DATR TIMP!!!

Lindsay: Il steñt up a dtge for dunko 7w7 and. God!!

Beth: I think it's better a double date linds..

Lindsay: ko!! Donut 7w7 adn God a truplr dat ite us!

DJ: I don't like where this is going..



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I'm SO back! Sorry for disappearing for so long, I had a lot going on and I kinda left 抖阴社区 aside.. but now I'm back! I re read this fic and got inspired (by myself lmao xd) as promised, I won't go anywhere until we've reached 100 chapters!!

Okay now let's catch up, how are you all? :D

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