Rules, not Guidelines, for Interaction with & within Second Years

10. "Learn Engineering With Lego Blocks" isn't a fraudulent course. But only because the student assigned haven't found how this course is kept a secret. If you feel your conditioning urge you to become an engineer through these means, reach out to Kanzaki Ryuuji (who also investigates this rumor).

11. We allow plenty leeway in terms of fashion to students. But try to avoid wearing gloves; especially run if you spot someone wearing gloves. And just because Kitou promises to pay absurd amounts of money to replace thrown away gloves doesn't mean you should do too. Alternatively, you could do that and join the Unpaid Students Union of Garbage Cleaning.

12. Student council, you are allowed to manage the radio but please restrain president and Horikita Suzune from stuffing their sessions from praises and achievement of former student council president. Yes, we added his data to the OAA app, okay? Just, control.

13. You are Gen Z students. You should know Screaming ASMR is definitely a thing. And if you tend to hear it at 3:44 am, we give free noise-cancelling headphones for quality sleep. Preferably buy it from any students in Ichinose's class, with exception of Himeno Yuki. Just don't. And no, we won't make your room soundproof.

14. Of course the school does have a gym. If you want to strengthen your body, use that. And no, your friend gifting you shin breaking and money earning, with vacation to add seminar ticket isn't a viable alternative. And don't trust rumors of Ryuuen funding it.

15. "Drink to something" isn't to be used in a sentence ever when: 1. Kamuro is around 2. Ayanokouji is in possession of anything liquid. 3. Ryuuen is walking around with someone holding a bucket or more.

16. Yes, 2 am isn't a time to be playing ping pong. But we don't care as long as you keep it in your room. If you accepted such a proposal be ready to listen to hymns of the "My Time Ceasing Honorable Lady". Maybe you shouldn't make assumptions that you can do equivalent of 6 years growth in 6 months like him. Refer to rule #42 which prohibits it.

17. Don't accept any hair products being sold by someone doing a perfect Saitama cosplay. But there's no problem if there's only bald seller, not a cosplaying seller. Science has yet to manage a cure for baldness after all.

18. Please don't argue about g factor or intelligence tests. 99% of you know nil about statistics or neuroscience. 0.5% of you believe you are born knowing that, for some odd reason. Also, class A students aren't reliable source of information here no matter what anyone says.

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A/N: 

These all came to me at 4 am in the morning when I couldn't sleep today. Maybe it was yesterday's food.

Hope you found something funny. And thanks to some people for giving opinions to improve some parts.

 I think some rules might be a bit too subtle, thoughts?