Rules, not Guidelines, for Interaction with & within Second Years

37. Stop recommending isekais to Ayanokouji. You all know why.

38. Ryuuen, stop repeating stories of a Shibu Inu named "Udou" roaming inside classrooms. Especially the irrelevant fact that it learned the mathematical concept of pi in the past year.

39. We don't know who built the throne glued with a skull and scythe, but don't sit on it.

40. Canes aren't an acceptable gift, especially if its handle is a venomous frog. (How do you even find one here?)

41. Have consideration of your environment before blasting Guqin music to call for Kouenji just because it's one of the rare things that works. And when we say that, we also mean asking Kiyotaka to play Guqin instead of using the low-quality audio from internet.

42. Mako, stop asking Ayanokouji to lift you upside down. You are not a shark, you are not replacing teeth when you get punched by the person (or animal?) we have yet to find.

43. Please don't join Yamamura in standing still like statues at random places. 90% of you keep trembling more than buildings during an earthquake.

44. We don't know to whom the eagle wearing a cap with American flag designs belongs to, however, stop trying to ask Albert for American flags to take ownership. 1. The eagle will ignore you. 2. The flags have a high rate of interest. 3. You will be expelled eventually.

45. This applies to every girl: There's no such thing as "Dark Daddy Hirata". (And stop pestering Karuizawa about what such a nonextant entity looks behind closed doors.)

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A/N:

I wonder if I am going crazy of my sense of humor is. I hope you found something to laugh at.