Hello Again (Undertaker x reader)

I wanted to see Undertaker so badly, that I tried to escape the estate. It would have been easy if that butler wasn't around. In one move, he threw me onto his shoulder and walked with me back to the mansion. The more I tried the more chores he gave me to do. He said, I wasn't allowed to sleep unless they were all made...with perfection.

Show off, I thought. I know how much of a perfectionist Sebastian is and he does it in whatever he is doing. Once he ran out of chores, he uses punishments, which involved me being Sebastian's little kitten for the night. It was embarrassing, once Finny told the staff of a cat on two feet. Luckily, he didn't recognize me or even mentioned my name.

He so is going to pay for that!

The best way to get my revenge was to sabotage his day's schedule. He had it all on a piece of paper in his draws. He is up at 5.50. Trying to remove his suit was pointless, as I get the feeling that he even sleeps with it. I couldn't find any clothes in his wardrobe, except his coat. I have to be in the kitchen at 6am, the butler informs us about our chores for today then. He, on the other hand, has to prepare breakfast and iron the newspaper.

That might be my chance!

"Sebastian?" "Yes, what can I do for you N/A?" "There...eh...there are some weird guys outside the mansion." The butler sighted, mumbling a 'not again' under his breath, leaving the kitchen at once. I smiled wide, turning the iron back to the newspaper, letting it burn to ashes. As for the breakfast, I made my own special blend in...with loads of pepper and salt.

That should do it, I thought, leaving the kitchen fast.

I wonder, if he gets a marvelous punishment for that, but to make sure that my revenge will hurt him badly, I decided to make a few more changes into is daily schedule. While the young master has his breakfast at 9:30. I headed past the room, hearing him yell at his butler.

"What is this? Its to salty and not eatable!"

"YES!" I couldn't feel happier as the next surprise was heard. "And what is this??? The papers are burned, I can hardly read anything!" I jumped around with joy, "Yes, yes, yes!!!!"

"I will take care of this my lord"

Oh no, he is coming. As the door opened, I pretended to sweep the floor. Luckly , my chores were to clean the main hall and corridors today. The butler stood right behind me, leaing down so he can whisper into my ear, "N/A, there weren't any men outside." "Maybe I saw Finny and Bard outside and mistake them as intruders" I lied, hearing Sebastian sight. "And how come the newspaper was burned and the meal salty?" I was realy bad at lying, when it come to look someone into his eyes, so I was glad that he stood behind me. "Mey Rin came and stripped...you know...clumpsy as always."

"I see."

Was all he said, leaving me be. Once out of sight, I threw the broom aside and headed towards the rooms Ciel will have his lessons. I changed some of the notes on the music sheets, glued the math book together and drew a massive cat on to the world map.

I almost feel sorry for Sebastian...not!!!

I headed back to the kitchen, where he was preparing Lunch at the moment. "Need a hand?" I asked sweet, mimicking his smirk. He looked up and returned the smile, "Have you finished your chores?" As he said that, I had to look elsewhere, "Yes?"

"Good, you can peel the potatoes for me", he said, handing me the knife.

I watched him, until he had his back to me, using several herbs and salt again, to make the soup taste, well...delicious. I jumped at Sebastian's words, asking me to take care of the silverware.

"Can do!"

I grabbed them and headed out, towards the dining room. I looked around, in case someone was looking and dropped the silverware to the floor.

"Ops!"

"What happened N/A?" I turned around seeing the other three staff members, looking worried. "Oh nothing, the silverware fell out of my hands, could you help me clean them?"

I tensed up at the huge noise, "YES N/A!!!!!"

"Okay, okay, so do you know how to polish them?"The silence made it clear, they had no clue. Good for me! "Okay, you take them in your hands, wipe them with a towel...and afterwards...use your hands to wipe them again." They all looked a little unsure of the last part, until I added, "the oil of your skin is good for the silver." "Wow really?!"

"Sure" I said, while thinking, "Idiots."

I went back to the kitchen, finishing the potatoes before standing beside him, cutting carrots. "I am glad that you here N/A" he said, looking at me. "Why?" "It's not as boring with you, since I can talk to you and you do your chores properly."

Oh oh!

Then, out of the blue, he pinched my butt, "And you are a wonderful replacement to a cat."

"Keep your hands away or this cat will scratch your eyes out!"