"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." BOOK 2! // A DSMP Fanfiction

    It was unsettling and slightly disgusting. "Do you think it's because of the fireworks..?" Ranboo asked, trying to keep his voice even. Purpled thought for a bit with a frown on his face. "I-I don't know- It doesn't look like an infection-" He said, but got cut off by Quackity rushing in.

    "Is everything okay?!!? Why on earth is Tommy sc..." He yelled, then trailed off as he watched Tommy's shirtless, screaming form. "Oh shit." Quackity mumbled, his eyes wide in shock. "What?" Ranboo asked, quickly grabbing a bag for Tubbo to throw up in. Tubbo gratefully took the bag and immediately threw up in it as soon as he opened it.

    Quackity just stood there, frozen in shock. "Big Q..?" Tubbo managed to get out between hurls. Quackity walked over to Tommy, then gently pressed his fingers to his back, directly over the spot where something was moving under his skin. As Tommy let out a louder scream, he bit his lip anxiously and retracted his fingers.

"Turns out Tommy's not a human after all."

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    I woke up with a yawn and turned to my side. I smiled when I saw my precious son's sleeping face, but frowned when I saw how dirty it was. I felt around in the dark for my glasses, put them on, and then turned my lamp on. I gently woke him up and then carried him to the bathroom. I looked down at the dirty dress he was wearing and sighed.

    "You probably don't like this dress at all, do you?" I asked, then set him down on the closed toilet seat. He gripped my shirt and shook his head quickly, making me nod. "Wait here!" I said with a smile, brushing his bangs aside to kiss his forehead. He giggled and nodded, making my smile widen. I went to his room and hummed softly as I searched through his closet for a clean set of clothes. I smiled as I found a plain red shirt and a pair of jeans.

    I walked back to the bathroom, put the clothes on the rack, and then turned the water in the tub on. I waited until it was full enough, then took off Fundy's clothes before gently placing him in the water. I hummed as I grabbed the bubble bath soap and poured in a certain amount before swishing it around with my hand. I watched as the bubbles formed, then grabbed his basket of bathtub toys and dumped some of them in.

    As he played with them while giggling, I smiled and grabbed the shampoo. I washed his hair, and then the rest of his body, gently scrubbing the dirt off him. After he was done, I drained the water, gave him a final rinse, and then wrapped him in a towel to dry him off. He squirmed slightly as I slipped his shirt on, then his jeans. I put all the toys and the shampoo away as he watched me curiously. I grabbed a brush and started gently brushing the knots out of his hair.

    When I finished, I put the brush back and looked down at him with a smile. "Want me to carry you? Or are you a big boy?" I said with a grin, squatting down to boop his nose with my index finger affectionately. He grinned and giggled, then shook his head. "I'm a big boy, Papa!" He said with a grin. I laughed and rolled my eyes as I stood up. "Mhm, sure you are," I said, a smirk playing on my lips as I opened the door, grabbing the damp towel and his dirty clothes.

    "Papa!" He said, pouting slightly, glaring at me as he crossed his arms. I laughed and bent down to ruffle his hair. "I'm sorry, my little champion." His pout melted away and he smiled slightly, giggling. He grabbed my hand and I quickly threw the towel in the washing machine before putting the dress to the side. I would burn it later with Fundy.

    As we walked to the kitchen, Fundy wrapped his hand around my finger, making me smile and almost faint from how cute and how tiny his hand was. We soon reached the kitchen and I put Fundy on a chair, then grabbed the carton of eggs and a loaf of bread from the fridge. I hummed as I cracked the eggs open over the pan after putting in some oil, and then put some slices of bread in the toaster. As I was moving the pan around slightly, I felt a pair of eyes on me. I turned around and smiled as I saw Techno.

"Good morning, Techno!"