Danny Phantom stuff

Superman called Phantom, he usually responded within minutes at most or someone on his team explained he was in a fight so every was a little worried. The call went through and there was a collective sigh of relief "Phantom?" Superman asked
"Yeah sorry, I might need to call you back, minor issues." Phantom said, he was sitting on a bench, looking wholly unconcerned, even bored perhaps
"How the fvck are you alive?" a voice asked rom off screen
"I'm not." Phantom said, he took a sip of something the same colour as his eyes without rush "Honestly Dan I expected better from you."
"You have a half eaten loaf of bread and two jars of peanut butter and jam respectively, I'm pretty sure the peanut better isn't edible." the person -apparently called Dan- said
"Yeah and?" Phantom asked
"Have- have you just been eating take outs?" Dan asked, horror in his voice
"With what money?" Phantom asked after swallowing another mouthful of the -honestly toxic slugging looking drink
"You've just been, eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Why haven't you been cooking?" Dan asked
"Who taught me how to cook? When did this happen? Why didn't you tell me?" the level of sarcasm dripping from Phatoms otherwise unconcerned voice was honestly impressive
"Your parents?" Dan answered, sounding confused
"Okaaaay." Phantom said, floating up into the air and transforming his feet into a tail which he curled up into and leaned on "The one who kept possibly radioactive and definitely contaminating lab samples in the fridge? Or the one whose diet consisted of fudge and fudge and occasionally cheese or Soda?" Phantom asked which got him looks of concern from a few heroes
"Eh- your sister?" Dan asked
"Look, don't get me wrong, I love Jazz! She was a great mom. But she couldn't cook to save either of our lives." Phantom said, trying to stack three cups on top of each other without using his powers
"Wha- oh ancients! I gave up entirely, and then I lived with Vlad! And I still lived better than this!" Dan said, Phantom sighed and started freezing then cups to each other, making a structure that looked like a badly made cactus.
"It was better when I lived in Amity with Sam, Tucker and Jazz. They just need to finish their year of school so they can move here and they'll get better food, it was not my fault my parents hate me and my entire species." Phantom protested, looking miffed for the first time
"Wait you three live together?" Dan asked
"Wow I lived with my sister and my two lovers/best friends (depend on your opinion), shocker!" Phantom said with fake bravo "You should come live with us too, ancients know it's better than Vlad, and Ellie stops buy pretty often, she always takes photos of herself in places humans can't get to, it's hilarious." Phantom said
"I- sure, why not. I move in tomorrow."