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S2 E3: Exes And Oohs

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Cassi: "Is that a fucking helicopter?"

The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall. Loona looks on without a word.

Cassi: "Satan's ass crack! Will you stop with the wall shit, we have a door!"

With the damaged walls, a wind gusts through the office and distributes all the photos Cassi had been saving across the town.

Cassi: "My research!"

Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted; one is crying, and the other is vomiting from the result. The helicopter approaches Cassi, creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and the pilot steps out.

Pilot: "I.M.P? Right this way, please!"

Moxxie: "Uh, ma'am?"

Moxxie points a gun toward the pilot, while Millie holds her knife out.

Moxxie: "What's going on?"

Cassi: "Stand down, guys. It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us. *turns to Loona* Sweetie, you know where the keys are to the apartment, right?"

Loona gives a thumbs up before Cassi, Moxxie, and Millie walk toward the helicopter.

Moxxie: "Uh, ma'am? I don't think this is a good idea."

Cassi: "It'll be fine. Now, get your asses moving."

Cassi pushes Moxxie and Millie into the helicopter, and as she tries to buckle herself in, Millie notices her seatbelt is broken.

Millie: "Is this thing safe?"

Pilot: "Don't worry, we are professionals!"

The pilots proceed to take out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off. Later, the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land, which is going under reconstruction, along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, "Welcome to Notamafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!"

Moxxie: "*disdained groan* I hate this place."

Cassi: "Oh, yeah. Wasn't this your old place here or something, Mox?"

Moxxie: "Yeah, unfortunately. I grew up just over there *points through glass*, swore I'd never come back, and— uh uh— what— what, where are we going?"

The helicopter starts changing direction, as Moxxie grows more and more anxious.

Moxxie: "What— Cassi, who did you say this meeting was with?"

Cassi: "I'm not sure, just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place. Why?"

The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie grows heavily worried after realizing where he's landed.

Moxxie: "Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"

The place in question is revealed to be a huge mansion, dark smoke fuming through both chimneys. Moxxie shivers in fear of the place, as Cassi shoves him to move forward.

Client: "*off-screen* There he is!"

The client moves out the doorway, being visible on screen.

Client: "There's my boy! Get over here and give your daddy a hug!"

Cassi/Millie: "'Daddy?'"

Client: "I only let Moxxie call me that. Unless you pay me! *laughs*"

Cassi: "*whispering* Moxxie, who the fuck is this guy?"

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