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S2 E7: Mammon's Magnificent Musical (ft Fizzaroli)

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(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

Flashback

The scene opens to a giant stadium at the center of the Greed Ring where thousands of spectators are watching the stage at the front. Spotlights shine everywhere before green flames sprout at the stands.

Announcer: "*offscreen* Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself!"

A giant sign pops up from the stands and makes a spinning slot motion like a slot machine before it stops to a jackpot, revealing the name of the sign: Mammon. The scene switches to the spectators all cheering on for the one demon to appear on stage. One of the spectators is the younger teenage Cassi and Fizzarolli before the fire accident. The two were all screaming and they were making applause for the most popular figure in Greed Ring.

Announcer: "*offscreen* The sin you all looove most - Mammon, King of Greeeed!"

In a rockstar entrance scene, Mammon slides on stage with a guitar pops up on stage with green flames and confetti bursting from behind him, wearing sunglasses.

Mammon: "Heya, implings! How're you little c**** *honk* doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your..."

An explosion occurs on scene before his face gets a close-up.

Mammon: "...shit lives!"

Like everyone else, Cassi and Fizzarolli are having the time of their lives, screaming their lungs out.

Crowd: "Mammon, Mammon, Mammon!"

Mammon: "Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool *spins his guitar* shit for you 'ere tonight. But, first, how many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday?"

Although, Mammon couldn't hear Cassi and Fizzarolli screaming their lungs out, then they excitedly raise their hands up, in hopes of getting noticed by him.

Fizzarolli: "I do, I do!"

Cassi: "Me, me, me, me, me!"

Mammon: "Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant!"

Just as he was making the announcement, the camera scene pans out to reveal a giant sign behind Mammon that saids, "Mammon's Super Fucking Rad as Shit Clown Pageant" before more smoke explosions happen on stage, accompanyed with fireworks and confetti.

Crowd: "YEEEAAAHH!!"

Then the camera screenshot zooms in on Mammon up close.

Mammon: "You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests, but for clowns, so it's better!"

The camera pans out again with the sign that says: "It's Better" before arrows point at the sign. Even more fireworks and confetti are set off then before. The scene switches back to Mammon again.

Mammon: "Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there!"

Then he picks up an imp child with glasses.

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