River: Got me some skittles.
River: But I didn't wanna pay for them and then one of the store attendants came up to me and was like: "Put that BACCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!"
River: So then he grabbed my arm and I was like: "Don't touch MEEEE!"
Kacy: I may be 99% Angel, but that 1% gets me in trouble....
McDonald's Worker: Welcome to McDonald's, what you order bruh?
Nick: Can I get an Oreo McFlurry yuh?
McDonald's Worker: We not serving ice cream rn. It's broken, at the moment can I get you something else?
Nick: Oooh, I know you gonna say that, let me go in there myself, and check the back.
McDonald's Worker: Sir you gotta calm down and just accept that.
Nick: I know your ice cream machine working, yeah that's all cap.
McDonald's Worker: I'm not lying, it's broken.
Nick: Well it better be, because I'm coming in.
McDonald's Worker: And if you're coming in, I'll get your ass pinned.
Nick: Then I'mma fight you over ice cream then.
*James does a flip and then falls on his stomach.*
Store Owner: No way Jose! Not in my store! Leave!
*Ellie cuts in front of Jake*
Jake: Hey you're cutting.
*Ellie would put a knife near Jake's neck.*
Ellie: How about I show you what real cutting is, huh?
Jake: I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Jake: Could you speak into my microphone?! *points a gun at Ellie's neck.*
Ellie: Woah... Things just got real. *Ellie says walking away from Jake as Jake is still pointing the gun at her to make sure she doesn't do anything.*
Lindsay: When punching someone, go like that. *Twerks* Before you punch them it will distract them, and you'll be able to punch and they won't be able to dodge.
Lindsay: So like this: *Twerks then punches, Twerks then punches, Twerks then punches, Twerks then punches.*
Lindsay: Follow me for more self defense tips.
Ally: AIDEN! LAND ON YOUR BOTTOM! IT'LL CUSHION THE IMPACT OF THE FALL.
*Aiden would take off his pants adjusting his body so his butt will be the first thing that'll hit the ground.*
Aiden: Like this?
Tom: No your other bottom!
Ally: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
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Random Thoughts I write on Disventure Camp
RandomOk so... I decided to make one of these things where I write totally random things and put them on a 抖阴社区 story. This is inspired by DRDCDR, HyperCartoon20 & Werewolf1363.
