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So this right here is everyone's canonical zodiac sign.
So anyways, I will be writing the Disventure characters if their lover broke up with them. Please note it's not their actual lover.
***STATIC***
???: I'm breaking up with you.
Nick: Is it because I'm not handsome enough? Wait don't answer that, because no one is prettier than me.
???: Are you sure about that?
Nick: What? You disagree? Are you Helen Keller? Are you blind? Anyone can see that.
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???: I have something to tell you.
Riya: What is it?
???: I'm breaking up-
Riya: I'm breaking up with you!
???: I was just about to do that!
Riya: Nope, nope, no. Nobody breaks up with me, I had to say it first. I'm not about to get dumped by you.
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???: I've been thinking about this for a while.
Yul: Yeah what's up?
???: I think we should break up.
Yul: You're breaking up with me on a plane?!
???: Yeah what about it?
Yul: I can't get up and dramatically walk away!
Yul: Like you couldn't wait until the plane landed, are you stupid?!
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*They are in a pool btw*
???: We should break up?
Grett: Oh, um... How about we play one more game before we break up?
???: Sure, what's the game?
Grett: It's called who can hold their breath underwater the longest. You go first.
YOU ARE READING
Random Thoughts I write on Disventure Camp
RandomOk so... I decided to make one of these things where I write totally random things and put them on a 抖阴社区 story. This is inspired by DRDCDR, HyperCartoon20 & Werewolf1363.
