*Blake would be bleeding from his head, he would then act like he has never seen blood in a long time to hide his hitman identity.*
Blake: What is this? It's so warm and wet...?
*Then blood drips off his head and on his arm.*
Blake: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!
*Jasmine looks at a sign that says "Please respect our space and stay behind the barrier."*
*Then Cerise would walk around the chains.*
Jasmine: Dude... What are you doing Cerise?
*Then a monkey would run over to the glass scaring Cerise as she would go back behind the barrier.*
*Marco making a rizz video to his crush.*
Marco: Do you wanna know my favorite tea?
Marco: You, shawTEA~
*Marco would then do his rizzing face.*
Timothy: I be smoking blunts at the most oddest places at work.
Timothy: I be up in the tree right now- woah! *Falls off the tree*
Cassie: You guys like this salad? It's basically a normal salad.
Cassie: But look at this. *Picks up some salad dressing.*
Cassie: Olive Garden, you guys heard- *She would shake the bottle as it would end up spilling some of the dressing on the table.*
Cassie: I've been trying to work on my anger issues, so I'll just gonna... keep eating.
*Elise blows her whistle*
Elise: Walk please.
Karmen: Nononono, you gotta do it like this.
*Karmen blows her whistle loudly.*
Karmen: WALK!!!!
Ulrich: Welcome to McDonald's, where fresh "Ahhhhs~" meets juicy "Mmmmms~"

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Random Thoughts I write on Disventure Camp
RandomOk so... I decided to make one of these things where I write totally random things and put them on a 抖阴社区 story. This is inspired by DRDCDR, HyperCartoon20 & Werewolf1363.