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Drunk Texts

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Newt: hEy DarLing
You: babe are you drunk?
Newt: whAt????? NooooOooo
You: where are you?
Newt: 6th stReeT
You: I'll be there soon
Newt: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

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Thomas: hey gurrlll how you doin??
You: Thomas come home you you're drunk.
Thomas: I'm the KING of the WorLd!!
You: are you on a boat?
You: Thomas!?!?

He dropped his phone in the water....

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Minho: girl r u tired cause yoU've been runNing through my mind all day.
You: Minho this is the last time you get to go to the pub with Newt and Thomas.
Minho: Come oN bAbe!!! Don't be LiKe that
You: you can get get yourself home then
Minho: NooOoo I'm scared of the DARK

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