Lackadaisy x Reader

3rd Person

"Mordecai if I were to know better, I'd think you were coming up here to murder me." Y/n getting closer to his face shoulders dancing.

You and Mordecai had driven up to the woods, watching over the new funeral home they've acquired themselves good for bootlegging, but more people know that then there should. A quiet eery place parked stone quiet next to the only sound of trees whistling in the dark night.

"If I were to murder you I would've done it sooner, and discreetly."

"More discreet than a dark forest?"

"Much."

You both fill the car with silence Viktors favorite noise surely, but he's not here right now.

"Sooooo- you ever neck anyone?"

Mordecai the ever so startled looks to you absolutely mortified, eyes popping tail frozen up, you've never seen him so out of sorts. You sit back in your seat, "Nevermind forget that I asked."

Mordecai looks away and pushes up his glasses once again. "If you're insinuating if I've ever romantically pursued someone officially I have not." He taps the steering wheel with both hands on the wheel. Looking forward and engaged averting all semblance of my being here.

"Why not? You're attractive." Gripping the steering wheel.

"I've never had that on my mind, I was never tethered to the idea. Besides most people find me to be 'A boring sociopathic animal'."
His eyes look at me but his head never strayed of straight. "Y/n why do you ask?"

"Well umm- I was just wondering y'know."

"Yes? Spit it out you aren't a common oaf, surely you know how to read do you not?"

You roll your eyes, "Yes, MORDECAI!" your teeth grip together face becoming tilted and scrunched

"I would hope so, you had a respectable profession, it would be shame if you were to idiotic to even speak it out." You take a deep breath, how could he be so arrogantly annoying, "If you weren't such a high horse you might actually land a date."

You huff, "Very mean as well." You cross your arms looking out the window, leaving a once again heavy silence. No words were spoken.

However unnatural Mordecai tried to reach for your shoulder showing a rare sight of remorse for his actions. But unable to speak up.

-Sitting there for another half an hour, Mordecai perks up. "SHH!" He rushed a tone, "But I didn't even-"

"HUSH!!!" Wagging his finger bringing it to his mouth, he grabs his gun and hands jots out of the car, sliding swiftly and quickly down the hill to the Barn.

Sighing, you follow him through the trees down the hill. You find him already near the barn as swiftly as he got there, you could hardly see him except for the golden glare of his glasses underneath the moonlight.

It disappears only leaving the sound of a creek in the wood.

You run up behind the barn, hearing one gunshot go off. You kick in the Barn door only lit by a single candle. But you see 4 shadows on the barn walls, one heading towards the back.

You shoot.

"ARGHHHHHHH" Aiming at a chest. You gasp, hoping it wasn't Mordecai as the body falls over in your direction you catch it trying to push it off your shoulder.

Once he hits the floor you're relieved it's just a dead theif, but that begs the question of two more. The candle blows out. And your trapped behind the Hurst.