?Massive tmf/shiz/rant/vent dump book?

Jiam edition :0

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Jake: Your legs look nice in those pants.
Liam: I'd look better if I ripped them off. *winks*
Jake: ...
Liam: ...
Jake: ...
Liam, blushing: Jake I-
Jake, concerned: Why would you want to rip off your legs..?

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Jake: Damn that is one sexy raccoon~
Drew: Jake what the actual fu-
Jake, pointing at Liam: Look.
Liam wearing a hell ton of eyeliner: Why hello fellas!
Henry: *spits out juice* YOU LOOK LIKE A PANDA BAHAHAHA-
Drew: That is by far the worse eyeliner makeover I've ever seen-
Jake: No seriously the fuck happened-?
Liam: Well uh...Milly may or may not have punched me twice, which ended up ruining the eyeliner I had before-

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Jake: Are you French? Cause Eiffel for you~
Liam: Jake...I'm literally French.
Jake: Shut up and let me be happy-
Liam: You're so cute...but you're also a massive idiot.

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Jake: Has anyone seen my top?
Zoey: Liam's in the kitchen.
Jake: What...?
Zoey: I said Liam's in the kitchen.
Jake: But I'm not looking for Liam, I'm looking for my top...as in my shirt.

Zoey: Ahh...that makes much more sense now.

Jake: Yeah...! What did you think I meant?

Zoey: Nothing!

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Jake: Welcome to McDonalds, how may I take your order?
Liam: I want them fries and a side of a cute-
Jake, blushing: NOOO!!!
Manager: What's going on here, Joker Persona 5?

Jake: This guy is harassing me!

Manager: Is this true, sir?

Liam: Nope~

Jake: FUCK YOU!

Manager: You're fired.

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Hailey: Hey so I just had this weird dream, I thought I should tell you cause it felt so real.
Hailey:  You were sleeping with my boyfriend. And then you also had this weird thing where you kept putting Lego in your mouth?
Liam: That is so weird- *spits out Lego pieces*

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don't mind the layout. wp's fucking acoustic.