?Massive tmf/shiz/rant/vent dump book?

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Interviewer: What's something you guys are looking forward to in life?
Hailey: I personally want to choke every bitch who called me a whore. Then chop their limbs off and blend it all into a smoothie with a side of bleach into the drink.
Zander: The day I abondon everyone once I graduate, move to my own home in the middle of nowhere just to commit suicide a month or two later and no-one will find out what happened or where I went.
Milly: I hope to one day manage to burn Zoey's house down while she's still inside, knowing that she'll burn to death and I'll go to jail with no regrets.
Jake: I want to walk in the rain while my car's parked behind me and just lay in the grass while listening to depressing songs.
Luke: I wanna murder anyone who crosses paths with me and calls me a ginger.
Sean: I'd like to end the lives of every dolphin that has tortured those POOR FUCKING PUFFER FISHES-
Interviewer: ....interesting!

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Milly: I lost a fucking game of cards because of some stupid Amber alert....
Sean: Uh....
Milly: I hope the bitch stays missing.

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Zander: If I had to choose between admitting I have problems or leaving my past behind....
Luke: You better choose both opti-
Zander: I choose the third one!
Luke: Wait wha-
Zander: Commit every fucking crime known to man.

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911 operator: 911, what's, your emergency?
Drew: Hello yeah uh....I think I just got into a car purpose.
911 operator, confused: Car....purpose....? Sir I think you mean a car 'accident'?
Drew: No, a car purpose.
Drew looking at Zoey's dead body: I ran the bitch on purpose.

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Henry: Did you seriously waste $68 fucking dollars on HAIR PRODUCTS??
Liam: You always ask how my hair's always this neat. Fight with a wall, bitch.

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Daisy: Do any of you guys want cookies? Fresh out of the oven too!
Stacy: Ooo I do!
Zoey: How much cannabi-
Daisy: No, Zoey. These aren't edibles.
Zoey: Then there's no point in eating them!

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