A life beyond insanity (Kaiman x reader)

The longer I had to be near the sorcerer in red, the more confident i got. He even backed off when I tried my best to do my job. For Shin and Noi a sight to behold, watching the scene form the couch.

"Meetings, you have to wear a tie!"

"I am not in the mood for a meeting!"

The cleaners look back and forth, from me to En and back. One sentences followed another, till I got louder, "You are going and THAT'S FINAL!!!" The man in red was quite surprised at that. Annoyed I breathed out frustrated, "I follow your rules, do the job that you want me to fulfill to the very last detail, but I can't when the man of the manor isn't doing his work!" Ebisu and Fujita were terrified, of what En might do with me now, while Shin and Noi clapped their hands.

"Nice going!"

En sighted, "Don't encourage her Noi"

"Why? She is just doing her job"

"I had a bad night okay"

I clicked my tongue at that, "Someone else loved it though"

"Don't ever, says that again N/A" just his face turned a little green from the thought. I made sure that I read the entire booklet; memorizing what I can and can't do...teasing him was not against the rules. From the first suit into he next one was terrible, he acted like a child that couldn't stand still. En however, had other things in mind, "Shin, there is a dance tonight, the devils invited the whole family to the banquet."

Noi didn't like it, finding those occasions boring, "Not another one of those dances for the devils."

"No, it is the Lucifer hell ball"

I didn't understand a word they were saying, thankfully En explained it to the rest of the family, "The ball is held after 66 months have passed, as gratitude to the devils...once again."

"They sure loved to be worshiped, "added Shin.

En rose his head up, so I could make his tie, "Indeed, you better learn how to dance well. You won't need a partner to go with, but they demand that everyone joins the dance floor at least once." Shin knows how awful Noi can dance, having two left feet. His partner was more excited for the buffet that the devils will have, they always make enough for everybody. Ebisu and Fujita already decided to go together. But he has to accept, that Ebisu won't go there unless she is allowed to wear a tiara and a ball dress. En agreed to her request, making the young girl really happy, "A dress code is required, woman must wear a dress..." suddenly, he grabbed my hands very tight, "...and you will join me."

"I have to, don't I? I mean, as your personal servant?"

"No..." I didn't like the look in his eyes, "...you be my dance partner as well." Now I had something to puke about, another boring day with the sorcerer in red...hippie...

Noi was far from excited, another night in high heels...oh boy. Shin had also his concerns. Once En left my side for a minute inspecting himself in the mirror, Shin came over, "Can you dance?"

"I guess so."

"...can you teach me?" I was about to say that I won't have the time for him, as the man in red agreed, "You can have her for an hour Shin, since we have to practice too." Noi declined the offer and so did the other two sorcerers. The man with the heart mask wanted to leave a good impression for the devils, feeling glad that I nodded in approval. A little embarrassed, he saw a glimpse of himself in the mirror, "I better change into something that isn't covered with blood."

Once they all left the room, the sorcerer in red demanded me to take notes, "Get a dance tutor for the girls." Easy said, but how? In the booklet didn't have any information about this, of course, it is not the yellow pages. His advice made me shudder, "Ask Chidaruma for help. He will be here in a few hours." Why???? Following him through the corridor, he kept on talking, "He seems to be very fond of you." Apparently that devil wanted to have a conversation later on, just the two of us. En didn't like the idea, but what can he do?

Kaiman had already arrived in the world of the sorcerer.

Without a disguise, he just used his normal clothing and mask. He needs help and he knows where to get it. What he didn't know, was that his greeting was in form of fists from Tanba. Kaiman just slammed open the door and demanded help, no wonder the owner reacted that way. Tanba finds his approach quite rude, but was calm soon after, "What is it this time?"

Fukuyama and Kirion greeted the lizard man a lot friendlier than Tanba, making the owner angry. Asuka reacted the same way as he does, "What do you want; your girl is not here!"

"I know...I know..."

Tanba got the hint, looked over to this staff, "Oaky, back to work. Kaiman..." he pointed towards the door, "...out now." He prefers to discuss this business outside with the lizard man. It was no surprise for him that it has something to do with a woman, "You left her in Hole, I was there."

Kaiman snorted,"Yeah, that is what I thought, but somehow, she came back."

"And what is it you want to do?"

The lizard man sighted loud, "I found her in En's mansion, along with Nikaido..."

"Where is she?"

"I left her in Hole, in hope she won't do the same stupid thing like N/A."

Tanba understood, "So you want to get her back...for the third time?"

Kaiman looked in to the distance, "She looked different than the last time. She had a mask on, like a sorcerer...I almost killed her by mistake."

"You idiot..."

"Yeah I know...I told her I was sorry..."

Tanba shock his head, hitting him hard, "...no you imbecile, you are an idiot for letting her go!"

"Ahhhh not the spikes, not the spikes!!!!!!"