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Alioth: describe your current mental state with a song title!
Demigod of addiction: hangover
Alioth: ... Same, buddy

Leveret: do you want to eat scissors?
Loux: no thanks. I don't do cannibalism

Cheesecake: *puts her paw on Azthe's forehead in her sleep*
Azthe: I have been blessed :D

Azthe: *trying to sleep*
Cheesecake: *jumps on the bed, and starts scratching on Azthe's leg*
Azthe: *covers their leg with the blanket, cause too tired to deal with it*
Cheesecake: ... *leaves*
Azthe: ... Hold up, you little fu-

Me, making Wold a blue-eyed, white-haired swede, cause why not: :)
Me, meeting a blue-eyed, white-haired swede in real life one and a half year later: 🙂😊😳

Wnah: Autism can't be that bad
Azthe: E M O T I O N S  A N D  M E M O R I E S  A R E  O V E R W H E L M I N G

Ars before finding out he's a god: Everything about the systems of how this world 'functions' is so stupid and/or complicated that I don't even know what I know, and I am going to cry about it

Nameless: Are your pronouns she/her?
Azthe: Nope
Nameless: He/him?
Azthe: Nope
Nameless: They/them?
Azthe: Nope
Nameless: Then, what are your pronouns?
Azhte: Croissant

Agi: If I had a dollar for every time I've had a principal who actually tries to take care of the kids at the school, I'd have 2 dollars, which is a concerningly small amount

Wold: I'm tired of eating. I wish I got food from a tube that goes in my nose
Ridd: I wish I could photosynthesise
Auti: I can photosynthesise

Zok: Hey. I hope I'm not ruining your morning, but I have some bad news
Nameless: my morning was ruined when I woke up. Don't worry

Wnah: If you're Zok's kid, wouldn't you inherit his kindness?
Nameless: ... What kinda fucked up education system did you grow up in?




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