The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots

Srs. Where do I keep getting them from?

Agi: Nameless. Wake me up one more time, and I will stab myself so I can sleep for eternity

Geran: Dude. Why don't you have a fridge? Or a freezer?
Wold: What do you mean?
Geran: I have to put this soda bottle in a fridge, but you don't have one
Wold: Just throw it outside
Geran: What? But is it cold enough to-
Wold: This is a winter wonderland. Take a good guess

*whenever Nameless escapes again*
Nameless: I'm here to beat your ass!
Wnah: Aww! And here I thought all that loneliness and isolation got to you
Nameless: It has-

Zok: Well, damn. You look tired today
Nameless: Makes sense. Didn't sleep a second
Zok: Gee. What did you do all night then
Nameless: Wrote poetry for a daydream I had
Zok: Wha-

Azthe: I still remember when Cheesecake found the piano at night...
*flashback*
Cheesecake: *walking on the piano keyboard*
Azthe, trying to sleep: ... Am I gonna die?
*end of flashback*
Azthe: I almost shat myself that night

Loux: Telling me that "saying you're a lesbian will make men not want to date you" is like telling me that "saying you don't like yellow soda will make people not want to give you yellow soda", and funny enough, people still give me yellow soda, and men still fetishize me being lesbian
Loux: So they're both stupid and wrong

Zok when Wnah killed Dorothea: All I wanted was snuggles, but all I get is struggles

Auti: I know I'm supposed to be peaceful and passive, but you know what? I got really tired of people thrashing nature instead of appreciating it
Auti: So I got this gun-

Past Ridd: *Standing in front of the shower, which looks like a murder scene after he just dyed her hair* ... I'm gonna go prank my brother
*A few minutes later*
Ridd's brother: *Minding his own bussines*
Past Ridd: *Kicks the door open* BROTHER, I JUST KILLED SOMEONE-


Ridd, texting Azthe: Your cat is baking cookies on my ass
Azthe, texting back: Nah. That's cake. What flavor?
Ridd, texting: C H E E S E
Azthe, texting: I honestly thought you'd say 'cum'
Ridd: ... 
Ridd, texting: Fair assumption

Nameless: Most people weren't very mature in my time. They were always doing weird shit. But they should be more mature in high school these days
Past Ridd: They are literally pissing on the walls
Nameless: ... Somehow, they've become worse

Ridd: Hold this. *gives Wold a box, and walks away*
Wold: *Grabs the box* What is this- Ridd!
*A few minutes later*
Ridd: *Comes back with a spoon, and grabs the box* Thanks, buddy
Wold: What even is this?
Ridd: *Opens the box to reveal ice cream*
Wold: ... You just made me make ice cream...
Wold: My whole kingdom is looking
Wold: Why would you do this?

Can someone please give me a thrope and plot idea??? I'm desperate