Deadclaws/Poolverine ??ˋ? ? ?

Jokes and a suprise!
Words count:2012
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It's the best time of the year.

Can you guess what is coming up? Correct! Christmas! And New York is a view in this time of the year, beautiful and snowy although Christmas was still one and a half week away this city was already filled with red and green lights, and snow everywhere, It's a late night and Wade was walking home in a jacket, in a scarf and a under his jacket he had a hoodie on and his hood on his bald ass head.

And you asking, why didn't Logan come to pick him up? Well Logan fell asleep and forgot to wake up, what about Dopinder? Well he was in a night shift and no matter how bad he would want to pick up Deadpool, he couldn't so there he was in the snowing night walking home, Peter would have been there for him but he was sadly really sick.

But if we think about it atleast Wade can't catch cold so win win? Well not exactly he felt everyone was abondening him recently he had to get back to work (wow this sounded really tiktok brainrot:0)so they could pay the bills and buy food, so he even had less spare time of course he wasn't working on sunday but he was still working on all the other days.

-oh fuck i thought this was the end after all my movies are usually don't take more then 1 week except the first one, come on! You motherfucker write jokes and shit, but that's suposed to be my job, and you write "let's feel bad about Wade" shit well move on bitch!-Wade wasn't feeling the flow at the moment.

-besides I'm just fine! You think your shitty jokes can replace me?-well, yes. Because I am real. And you are not in this universe. Bitch.

-Whatever!-when Wade looked around he didn't saw the ice that was under his feet and he slipped on his back, ouch, oppsiees!

-Fuckk! Bastards.-Nobody was on the street which is considered weird in New York.

Wade got up and saw he was almost home "Finally!" He was thinking with a smile.

When Wade made it to their floor he had an unplesant feeling out of the blue.

He opened the door and gasped, there was blood on the couch and the floor.

-What the skibidi?!-really? C'mon Wade! Why the actual fuck are you using brainrot, wait- I'm the one making this story. Shit. Meh.

-Logan! What happened here?! Did you fucked someone too hard?-Wade shouted around the house.

He didn't get an answer, wonder why? The next thing we know that Wade's mouth was covered by a tape he felt dizzy opening his eyes when he was seeing everything fully again he realized two things.

One, he was tied up and two Logan is next to him also tied up, he looked around,  darkness and only light above them.

-Stereotypic.-Wade mumbled.

-Wade i swear to the fucking god if they are real that I will kill you if somehow this is your fault!-Logan said in an angry tone he sounded serious but Wade knew he was just bluffing.

-It's not his fault, Mr. Howlett.-they both looked where they heard the voice was coming from, it was a woman.

-ha! Told ya!-Wade said in a happy tone Logan just looked at him confused.

-you didn't even talk.-Wade went silent.

-if ya'll ended your stupid dicussion I have questions, and if you don't answer you will be reciving punishment-the woman said seriously but Wade just couldn't hold his stupid shit.

-I like it! Kinky-Logan just looked at Wade confused the Woman ignored it.

-so first of how are you guys immortal tell me the secret-Wade rolled his eyes and answered.