Deadclaws/Poolverine ??ˋ? ? ?

Not much jokes, some cursings
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Over a week passed and it was already christmas, man this will be so good, just the three boys and the two girls, oh you wonder who the second girl is, well not me It's Mary Puppins!

But out of all the boys Wade was the most excited, he had been planning what to get for everyone for a week now, he didn't really had christmas growing up just like Logan but Logan wasn't excited at all he couldn't give a shit almost forgot to buy presents, Blind Al didn't plan to give presents and the boys knew it already, Peter was the most confused one because he didn't know the two gays at all.

The apartment was warm, christmas lights on the walls and the tree, the tree was also beautifully decorated, Peter and Wade were watching a Christmas movie while drinking hot chocolate and eating gingerbread.

-I love christmas!-Wade said happily while Logan walked into the kitchen for another beer, he was wearing a christmas sweater but only because Wade forced him to wear it.

-I don't.-he said in a grumpy tone.

-you cold hearted X-menfucker-Wade said rolling his eyes, Logan just glanced at him with wrath in his eyes, he wanted to kill him at the moment but he just suppressed this feeling.

-Oh c'mon Logan why do you hate christmas?-Peter asked him, he was a calm guy he also had to get used to the swears and the cursings, but he adjusted really well.

-well if you wanna know so bad kid, it's just that I've never had a normal christmas ever.-what Logan said was sad but he said it in an idgaf tone.

-but now you can have a good one for the first time!-Logan shrugged and sat down next to them.

When they finished the movie Wade had the idea that they should open presents he called for Alteah and they sat down next to the tree in a circle.

There were two groups one is Deadpool and Spider-man the ones who were actually excited for this shit and the other ones Logan and Blind Al who did not buy presents and couldn't care less.

-I got you these blind Al, so if you hear too much you can put it on!-Wade handed Blind Al a headphone that blocks almost every sound.

-I know I have been annoying you with the...impotant stuff! Ever since we live together..hehe...-Wade was trying to act not so suspicious because he was kind of ashamed infront of Spider-man oh come on Wade you can say porn infront of him he is not a kid.

-What is the important stuff?-Logan asks squinting his eyes in suspicion.

-Let's move on! Please, so Logan this is what I got you!-Wade handed him a phone it was not the newest version nor the best but it was good enough.

-Why a phone?-Logan was looking at the phone in confusion.

-Well old man, because you need to move with the time, and we could use the fact that you know how to use a phone, c'mon granpa, you are older the Al!-Wade said smiling in a funny way.

-this will be hard...-Logan said but the comment Wade gave next was awsome in my opinion.

-unlike your dick, because you don't have one-he said in a kind of mumbling way, Peter stifled a laughter in his mouth.

- Oh you wanna do this again!?-Logan was about to lose it all as he leaned closer to Wade.

-Like in the honda odyssey? Sure!-Wade was brave to say this but he enjoyed the honda odyssey scene after all it was anything but a fight scene.

-boys! Enough!-Blind Al interrupted the arguement because she knew this would be a hard core blood scene and she would not clean it up.

-Okay let's move on-After all the presents were out they moved to their activities, Peter started to read the comics Wade gave him tonight, he gave him two comics one about Deadpool & Spider-man and the other one was Deadpool & Wolverine so he could learn more about them very thoughtful huh?

-Wade, why do you have a photo of Vanessa and his ex-boyfriend on christmas-Logan was holding the photo that he took the night before all the disasters.

-Well actually....Peanut that ex-boyfriend is me!-Wade said smiling.

-No. Fucking. Way.-Logan said his mouth was on the floor.

-that is not you!-Logan was so confused and shocked.

-What are ya'll talking about?-Peter walked to them when he heard the arguement.

-Wade says this is him before mutation!-Logan showed Peter the photo of him and Vanessa.

-Wow! Are you the woman?-Peter said suprised.

-What?! No! That was the last night where everything was normal, that night I fainted and then the shit came...-Wade said upset.

-well i believe that but this is not you!-Logan said still suprised.

-well then let me show you something!-Wade ran to his room two minutes later he came out with a photo album in his hands.

-Look in this, there is like a hundred photos of me before the mutation-Wade handed the album to the boys.

The two men carefully looked at the photos.

-okay It's still suprising but now I believe it-Logan was just looking at the photos while his jaw was on the floor.

-Oh are you sad that you didn't meet me before I became this, well go cry about it-Wade said happily walking into the kitchen.

-Oh fuck ya! I don't care about how you look, you are still annoying.-Logan tried to defend himself but dayumn he thought Wade was always ugly I mean I personally don't think he is ugly because when a person treats me right they are so hot but even if Hugh Jackman would be a horrible person(which he is not) I would find him SOO unattractive, but me and Logan are not the same person.