Deadclaws/Poolverine ??ˋ? ? ?

Sorry for not posting just been
through an exam season
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Angst, bit of a fluff
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New years eve was around the corner and these people weren't about to throw a big party, there were some reasons why no. 1 they were super- and anti-heroes and a one Blind woman reason no. 2 is that they are not that into partying except Wade, he is a party guy, but if the others wouldn't wanna he won't either, reason no. 3 is I lost what was that reason is but who cares.

-heyy good morning guys, so here is what's going on...wait what, that motherfucker author already told them what day it is dang y'all are no fun. You should mind your own shit, I can tell you are full of it-you should stfu Wade if no me no countinue.

-what ever-I feel like Peter was right, he is schizophrenic, but who cares nobody is normal who reads this, Wade got to the kitchen quickly where the grumpy gang was sitting, Alteah and Logan.

-Where is our webhead?-Wade asked picking up a funny mug that had some kind of stupid title on it.

-He said he is goin' to a libary, I dunno why but probably because he is a nerd-Wade heard a sleepy deep voice coming from Logan, he looked like he didn't sleep, so I could say as usual.

-oh ya maybe jealous 'cause he is smarter than you, am I right Wolvie? By the waay do ya know what day it is?-Wade asked excitedly, looking over at the calender.

-Oh It's today!-Wade squealed in excitement, it was December 31st which meant today is gonna be new years eve.

-What is it?-Logan asked kind of curious because Wade looked like he has something planned out, oh yes he did.

-It's just December 31st, nothing important...-Wade had a sinister grin on his face that Logan just couldn't ignore.

-Well I don't give a flying fuck, I'll be sleepin' anyway-Logan are you playing "hard boy"? Because you are not one, your just an anger issued person with lot of trauma just like other people.

-Ohh C'mon you are no fun, can I atleast wake you up before midnight so you can be here in the new years eve for the count down?-Wade was desperate, no idea why, just kidding exactly know why.

-Okay but then leave me alone.-Eugh cold x-men fucker.

-y'know what I'm doing Wade?-Al finally speaking into the conversation.

-Lemme guess...hmmm...sleep?-Wade asked sarcastically.

-you know me too well- Al was soending the new years sleeping while Wade was celebrating all alone how depressing.

-well I'm gonna grab some snacks and drinks to keep me up az night ohh and I see we are out of milk and eggs that will be done too, okay bye bye guys!-Wade got dressed because it's still super duper cold out there.

But he didn't go to the supermarket he went to the bar to visit an old friend Weasel! Yeah he haven't seen him a in a while.

-Helloo my old friend, How ya doin'?-Deadpool greeted the bartender smiling.

-hey Wade watcha doing here? When you were here last time you had some relationship problems, what's the occasion this time? It's almost new year-well he is doing quite weell if we consider that he had sex two times like a week ago.

-No I'm just here to see if my friend is still an asshole and I guess this was proven right-Wade already had a come back even though Weasel said nothing wrong.

-Ow ouchie, harsh one! Fuck ya!-Weasel acted like he was offended but it was just acting.

-make me a quick new years shot and I'll be outta here-Wade asked ohh man I wish I could drink, just kidding already tried and beer is good but wine is like ew.