Deadclaws/Poolverine ??ˋ? ? ?

Chapter 4 - what a day

-stereotypic really? No efforts, well if you wanna know so bad, so much torture, you can't even imagine, day after day until the thing started to work, until my body reacted, torture after torture i like these kinda things but it was too much for me too, if something would've gone wrong I would be dead.-Wade said he wasn't actually that happy wasn't joking Logan didn't really know how Deadpool got his powers, this shocked him.

-what thing are we talkin' about?-The woman asked sounding interested.

-uhhhh...well..how would i remember it's been more then 8 years that sick cleaning product told me once but i can't remember-Logan looked at Wade like "really just like that to her face?!"

-take him boys-the woman comanded to the two men behind them,
they took Wade to a room, Logan could hear Wade's shouts, i wonder what's going on.

-and how did you get your immortality?-the woman turned to Logan with a smile. Creep. Bitch.

-well it's a very long story I already had faster healing factors and i also survived more things than what a normal human can so I don't think that's gonna work on ya-Logan said with a nervous smile.

-why are you immortal?!-she asked in a more aggressive way this time Logan gulped and answered.

-they made me have an adamantium surgery, which mean they incorporated the adamantium into my bones-Logan was kinda reliefed, he thought he was out of the woods, he didn't hear Wade anymore though.

-and how can I get adamantium?-shit. Logan doesn't knows how to get it, he got scared I don't know why he just did.

-you don't know do ya?-the lady asks leaning to Logan, he shook his head in a bit of shame.

The two men came out of the room they took Logan too.

-you can take this one too-the lady said pointing at Logan.

After 12 hours they both woke up next to each other still tied up, but only their backs were faceing each other because they were tied up to each other.

-Logan...-Wade mumbled he was unconscious.

-What's up Wade?-Logan asked.

-you are hot.-Wade said he sounded like he was high.

-but also sometimes cool and kind, I like that in a guy-Logan blushed he was speechless, is Wade just kind, annoying or is he flirting?

-never mind, I wouldn't be enough for you anyways...-Wade still felt dizzy and unconscious he couldn't speak properly.

Logan couldn't response because of two reasons, one he didn't know what to say and two even if he did something more interesting happened.

On the ceiling a portal appeared, what kind of person will fall over from another universe? Both of them looked there when a guy fell down to the floor, he was in a suit and i can tell he is famous so both of them knew who he is.

-OH. MY. GOD. Is this Spider-man?!??!-Wade asked excitingly.

-I wonder who plays him!-Wade was joking because this was obviously not the ones from the movies.

-ugh where am I?-Spider-man looked around he didn't know where is he nor who are the two boys.

-Well you are currently at a crazy woman's house, who kidnaped us-Wade explained a little bit to the hopeless Spidey.

-Who the hell are you guys?!-Spider-man got scared and stood up looking around.

-Calm down I'm Wade Wilson aka Deadpool and he is Logan Howlett aka Wolverine, we are not quite the good guys but we are trying!-Wade explained the whole thing to Spider-man.

-Well I guess I should help even though i still don't know who are you all-Spider-man got closer and tried to untie the rope that was around them.

-Did we kiss before? Because if we did you are Andrew!-Wade yapped while Spider-man looked at him confused.

-What are yo- what is he talking about?-he turned to Logan even more confused.

-Oh kid, I dunno either-Logan answered but by this time Logan mostly got used to Wade's bullshit that nobody understands.

Spider-man was finally done, they quickly stood up Wade started to look for something in his pockets.

-shit shit shit shit! They fuckin' took my phone!-Wade said scared like he had something on that phone he had to hide, well i guess not what they were looking for but there were a few questionable things.

-Is there something on your phone that is important?-Spider-man asked he didn't know Wade at all so he didn't know how dirty he is.

-Yes my po-Wade was cut of by Logan's hand blocking his mouth so he didn't answer.

-Don't be like this he just met us!-the Logan shoved his claws inside Wade's stomach.

-WHOA WHOA!! Stop stop!! Werewolf or what are you!! Don't hurt him!!-Spider-man got scared and tried to pull Logan away, but he was heavy so that was quite hard to do.

-he will be fine! Trust me he deserves it!-Logan pulled his claws back and let go of Wade.

-Werewolf am I right, Wolvie?-Logan just glanced at him disgusted.

-Guys can ya'll just shut it and find a way to get out?-Spider-man looked around to find a way, he noticed a window that was just enough for them to get out.

-hey! Are your claws able to break them?-He looked at Logan, Logan nodded.

Logan got infront of the wall his claws got out, he used his claws to climb up on the wall when he got to the window he punched it, it broke easily, but at the same time Logan activated an alarm so they had to be fast.

-C'mon guys hurry-Logan jumped out of the window, after him Spider-man smoothly swung out too.

Wade was left there he heard Logan yelling but he was too focused on the task the window was quite high and he didn't has claws or web shooter.

He slowly climbed up to the window he jumped out he was lucky because the two guard just got in the room looking around.

-Carry on guys we don't have all day!-they started to run, it was actually far from their home far away.

They ran 8 miles to get home, pretty long huh? I bet You can't run that much, when they got to their apartment all of them was panting, they couldn't even talk properly, when they got to the floor where Wade and Logan lived they were finally good not perfect but better.

-Welcome..Peter!-Wade opened the door for Spider-man.

-wai- YOU KNOW MY NAME?! My identity?!-Peter was suprised and confused.

-Everybody do knows your name here...-Wade answered dryly.

-ohh...-Wade chuckled a bit then the three men walked into the living room.

-Al!! Guess who else i brought here to live with us?!-Al came out of her room a bit slow Mary Puppins ran to them excitedly she jumped on the new guy she barked twice her little tail wagging.

-Who the fuck is it, another dumbass who kills people no thank you we already have you and Logan!-Al was grumpy as always.

-Thanks Al, really kind of you-Logan said in a sarcastic way he was a bit offended.

-No...this time a real hero! Spider-man!-he said happily.

-Wow something new! Well I guess you will have to get used to the blood violence and cursing-Al said turning to Spider-man, or at least she thought.

Peter stayed silent.

-okay Alteah I think you traumatized him for today-Wade said in a joking way.

-Whoo I'm so hungry, do ya guys wanna eat?-Wade asked while he walked into the small kitchen.

-Sure!-the two men said at the same time.

The rest of the day was about them getting to know each other more mostly them introducing themselves to Peter, they had fun, Peter learned why Logan didn't care when he had to hurt Wade physically, they are imortal, they explain how they met and etc.