MHA/BNHA react to For The Want of A Nail by Clouds part 1

Mitsuki(trying to get Inko to think of something other than Mastermind): Oh yeah the reporter lady wrote an article about him.

Inko(still feeling sick from Mastermind): Something tells me Izuku won't take it very well.

Shouta tightened his capture weapon and pushed the villain more firmly against the wall, "It's illogical to resist, just tell me what I need to know."

"Dude, it's just some drugs!" The villain said. "If you have a problem with that then maybe you should get out more, I've got a couple samples that'd be good for a first timer."

Kendo: Is he seriously trying to sell them right now?

Joke: Yeah, that happens every once in a while.

Aizawa(grumbling): The thing that bothers me is that sometimes there are heroes who actually take them.

Spinner: Fake heroes.

Shouta rolled his eyes, "Yes, offer to sell drugs to the hero that's arresting you. And honestly, if it were just party drugs, I probably wouldn't care that much, but this is Trigger, so I'll ask you one more time, where do you get the drugs?"

"!@#$ you!"

Shouta sighed, "Fine, have it your way." He dialed Tsukauchi and waited until the detective's half awake voice groaned over the line. "Could you send a car? I've got a perp to bring in for processing and interrogation."

Tsukauchi looked up from his paperwork as Eraser walked in the villain he'd just arrested. The guy was probably a low level dealer like the others that Eraser had brought in, but there was always the hope that the next villain would know who was behind Trigger.

Kaminari: Hey uh, what's Trigger?

Kirishima: I think I've heard about it from Fatgum. It's a quirk enhancing drug, right? Makes your quirk stronger for a little bit?

Tsukauchi: Yes, but it also makes you go crazy while you're high. It was a real mess to deal with.

"Interrogation room eight is open, Eraser. You can put him in there."

Eraser grunted in acknowledgement and dragged the thug toward the back of the station as Tsukauchi poured them both some coffee. He'd have to go interrogate the guy later, since he was one of the detectives on the Trigger investigation, but that could wait a bit until this paperwork was done. Leaving the perps to wait for a few minutes helped establish control of the situation anyway.

Shouta finally sat down on the other side of his desk and grabbed the coffee, then grimaced, "Tsukauchi, you didn't mention that the station had switched out their coffee for paint thinner."

(everyone snorted)

Aizawa: Yeah, no, you need to fix your coffee.

Gran Torino: Agreed.

Tsukauchi: Fine, I'll ask Sansa about it...

Tsukauchi just laughed, "Oh, you're just mad that Musutafu doesn't have your favorite cat cafe."

1A: He goes to cat cafes?!

Vlad: Wait seriously?!

Mic and Midnight(chortling): Yup!

Aizawa(hiding in his capture weapon): I hate all of you.

"What can I say, the Hotta brothers make a mean cup of coffee." Shouta shrugged. "You got those forms? I want to get this over with as fast as possible."

Tsukauchi shook his head, but grabbed the villain intake form from the drawer at his right and handed it to Shouta, who started to fill it out with both annoyance and boredom. Paperwork wasn't fun by any means, and Shouta would rather be patrolling the streets looking for more info for the Trigger investigation, but bureaucracy was a part of life, so he had to put up with it.