MHA/BNHA react to For The Want of A Nail by Clouds part 1

Izuku and Mei were starting to get frustrated. Izuku was sitting crosslegged on the floor of the hallway, laptop open in front of him with every blueprint of UA he could possibly hack into, but so far there hadn't been any mention of tunnels or how to get in. He'd tried texting Nezu for any sort of a hint, but all he'd gotten back was a winky face and he'd had to hide his phone to prevent Mei from stealing it and throwing it against the wall in frustration.

Midoriya: Mei! If you're going to do that do it with your phone!

Mei: If I did it with mine it'd blow up!

"Are you sure Nezu isn't just pulling on your leg or something?" Mei groaned. "I swear, we've walked around the entire school three times! I swear, if that rat is just sitting in his office and laughing as we run around in circles..."

Recovery Girl: No, that's not how he gets his kicks.

"He wouldn't do that." Izuku said. "Well, actually, the laughing as we run around in circles part, yes, definitely, he's probably doing that right now, but if there weren't actually tunnels, he wouldn't be having any fun. Nezu likes knowing something that other people don't and enjoys watching them struggle to figure it out. It's part of why he went into education."

All Might: Why am I not surprised...

"So if there weren't actually tunnels, he wouldn't be able to feel superior?" Mei complained, falling back onto the floor and staring at the ceiling. "Ugh, where are we even supposed to start looking? There's nothing in the blueprints, right?"

Cementoss: That'd be too easy.

"Nope." Izuku snapped his laptop shut and stretched. "But you know that would be too easy. The entrance or, more likely entrances, are probably well hidden and most likely require some sort of code, otherwise anyone would be able to access them. But UA is built like a maze, so..."

Mei sat up, "So maybe there's a false dead end!"

Gran Torino: Who again thought it was a good idea to let them into the tunnels?

Kaminari: Wait so there are just... random secret tunnels around UA?

Nezu: Yup! And you'll never find them all!

Izuku grinned and opened his laptop again, "Of course! For Nezu, it would probably be hilarious to see students reach a deadend hallway and turn around, completely unaware that there was a secret waiting for them. Great idea, Mei!"

Mei grinned wildly, "So which wall do I need to blow up?"

Power Loader: None of them!

Izuku rolled his eyes, "You're not blowing up any walls, that's cheating. Remember, this is supposed to be fun!"

"Blowing up walls is fun." Mei complained. "But sure, we'll try it your way and I can just blow up the wall of Nezu's office later!"

Everyone: Hatsume no!

"You realize he's probably listening, right?" Izuku pointed out.

"Just let him try and stop me!" Mei punched at the air. "It'll just be even more fun to break past all his defenses!"

Nezu: Oh you're quite welcome to try!

Power Loader: Nezu!

Izuku shook his head and turned back to his computer, "Alright, so according to the blueprints, there are at least a dozen end hallways hidden around UA, but the closest one is... oh, there's one between prep rooms four and five!"

Mei jumped up, "Race you there? Whoever's last has to clean up the testing room next class."

Izuku grinned as he put his laptop away and let her pull him to his feet, "You're on!"