The next day, the family piled into their ancient minivan, ready to track down their royal roots. Ron insisted on driving, blasting a playlist he called “Hip Hits for Cool Dads.”
“Turn it off!” Emma groaned. “No one wants to hear The Macarena in 2024.”
Halfway into the trip, the minivan broke down at a gas station in the middle of nowhere.
“See?” Elliot said. “The government doesn’t want us to uncover the truth!”
Grandma June snorted. “The only thing stopping us is this piece-of-junk van.”
While Ron attempted to fix the van (with duct tape and YouTube tutorials), Emma recorded everything for TikTok. “Day 2: We’re stranded because my dad thinks he’s a mechanic.”
The family eventually got the van running again—barely—and made it to their destination: a castle-like estate that looked suspiciously like a themed Airbnb.
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The Plot Twist
HumorIn a world where everyone is the main character of their own story, the Porter family is... well, the comic relief. With personalities as vibrant as their questionable wardrobe choices and a talent for turning mundane events into dramatic catastroph...
