My One And Only (SIGZAI oneshots)

Last Chapter ??

Why do i feel like if it was Dazai he'd be the one orchestrating the prank.

"I gave them detention... which they turned into a talent show. One kid tried to juggle three staplers."

What kind of school did you teach at? How did they sneak into school with all the materials needed to do that?!

"It was a school for ability users...."

"Now what cult activities are taking place this time?"

What do you mean this time? Let me guess. Dazai and Atsushi?

"Hey! It's not always Dazai and me!"

*sighs*  Yeah, sure. Sorry, Atsushi.

"We're telling stories, so do you want to join us, Ranpo?" Kenji! Are you just going to ask everyone who walks in to join us? This was supposed to be a me-and-Atsushi thing.

"Oops, sorry, I got carried away because it's so much fun."

We're not supposed to be having fun. The readers are supposed to be enjoying the stories, and no offense to anyone, but the stories so far have been plain boring and not interesting at all.

"Well, that's because you don't let anyone finish their stories," What?! That's because they haven't been interesting! Besides, don't act like you have a better story to tell us, Atsushi.

"I do! You'll just have to wait and hear it." I'm sure the readers will lose interest before your story even starts. "That's because you keep yapping, Sigma, and what's a story time without snacks? Hold on, Atsushi, while I go get some snacks to eat."

RANPO! We can't make the readers wait! It'll be quick... just stall them a bit or something.

Soooo....

While we wait for Ranpo, let's take a moment to reflect on this series as a whole. I call it a series because, honestly, I'm not sure what else to call it. Even though it was meant to be a collection of one-shots, it never really felt that way. Instead, it gave off the vibe of a regular episode of Bungou Stray Dogs Wan! — with its lack of overarching plot and the sheer randomness of events.

Originally, this was just supposed to be a fun little project for Author-san to write and maybe revisit in the future for a laugh. But along the way, a bunch of readers started looking forward to each chapter, even with her "sloppy writing" (her words, not mine). It's something that made her genuinely happy. Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm the one explaining this when she could just say it in the author's notes... Anyway, a lot has happened in a short span of time, and it's been a fun ride.

"Alright, that's enough monologuing, Sigma. I'm here for the stories, not this crap."

Uh, rude.

"I brought my snacks. Now entertain me, please."

Fine, fine. Let's move on before someone else interrupts again. So Atsushi are you ready to share your 'funny story'? 

"Anyway, when I first joined the Agency, I had this idea that everyone here was super serious and professional. So one day, I accidentally walked into the wrong office and found Dazai and Kunikida arguing over a whiteboard. I thought they were discussing strategy, so I just stood there quietly. Turns out, they were playing hangman. Dazai's word was 'existential crisis.'"

"I wasn't losing!" "You were cheating!"

"Cheating?!" Dazai! Why is your voice so damn loud? "I prefer to call it creative interpretation."

"And then, the door slammed shut behind me, Dazai immediately invited me to join the game and promised to let me off the hook if I guessed the word."

"Did you guess it?" 

"Of course not. I guessed 'apple.'"

Kenji of course he didn't guess it right, it's Atsushi we're talking about

"Hey, it was my first day! Cut me some slack! Anyway, Dazai started writing more ridiculous words, and it turned into a full-blown spelling bee with Yoshino as the judge." "Classic Dazai" 

"Can you believe Dazai was struggling to spell the word Independence" I mean it's Dazai what do you expect. "He was annoyed that he got it wrong and threw out a crazy word like 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' for us to spell. I mean if he could pronounce that how couldn't he spell independence."

I bet he'd been waiting his whole life to use that word.

"So who won?" 

"Well Kunikida won but that's not the end of the story because more happened." What more?

"Well. They got really competitive and started trying to see who could say their ABCs backwards the fastest. surprisingly Dazai won that, BUT! that's not the only thing because that was when I found out that they had only started this because of a cooking contest they were preparing for. and don't ask me how hangman had anything to do with cooking."

Well that was very.... interesting. So is there anyone else who would like to share a story?

"Me! How could you all be here sharing stories without me?" Maybe because it's you Dazai. "How hurtful, well i have a very interesting story to tell you all, I promise you'll enjoy it." Why don't i trust you Dazai. "Huh, Sigma how could you not trust me?" If it has anything to do with suicide, death, ropes, knives or anything related then I'm stopping you.

"That eliminates like half of my stories." Yeah ok, Who else wants to tell a story?

"Story? Just what are you guys doing here?" Fukuzawa?? OK! guys that's all we have for now, I hope you enjoyed the last chapter and me as your host.