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Jake: *sets kitchen on fire*
Jake: WE NEED AN ADULT!
Milly: YOU ARE AN ADULT!
Jake: *looking extremely horrified* oh
Jake: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! GO GET HAILEY!
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Miss Jones: The French have given us many good things.
Jake: French toast–
Hailey: It's not French.
Zander: The guillotine.
Luke: Honeybuns, no-
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Zander: I don't need anymore friends. I have like four.
Hailey: Don't you mean five?
Zander: *staring straight at Jake* No, I'm pretty sure I meant to say four.
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Jake: *randomly hugs Zander*
Zander: What the heck are you doing?
Jake: Appreciating the little things in life.
Zander:
Zander: die
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FanfictionBelieve me you have no idea how hard it was to come up with these. Some are real convos between me and my bff. →All the characters belong to Rosyclozy. →The fanart doesn't belong to me either, I only edited it.
