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Jake: Have you ever been to the moon?

Daisy: ...no

Jake: Omg neither have I, we have so much in common.

Hailey: Did you guys buy eggs?

Milly: Even better

Hailey: ...?

Jake: *holding a chicken* Here (;

Jake: His name is Jake too.

*Hailey's first time at Jake's house*

Mrs. Sterling: Hello, Hailey! Welcome to–

Milo: *falls through the ceiling*

Mrs. Sterling: Milo, I'm gonna take some of your pocket money for that.

Milo: Yea yeah, I'll call Jake down–

Jake: *falls through the ceiling* Oh hey, Hailey!

Hailey:

Milly: If it excites you and scares you at the same time, you should probably do it.

Jake: Time to slap Zander while he's sleeping.

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