★Liam: *rubbing his temples* Come on... Pick up.
Drew: Wtf are you doing??
Liam: Calling Henry.
Drew: ?
Liam: Telepathically.
Drew: There's no way that is going to–
Henry: Sorry I missed your call, Liam.
Drew: WHAT TH
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Jake: When I go to prison, I'm changing my name to–
Hailey: Because mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, yeah we heard you.
Milly: Wait that's actually genius!!
Sean: Is it just me or did he say "when" and not "if"?
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Judge: How do you plead?
Jake: *looks at Hailey*
Hailey: *mouths* Not guilty
Jake: Hot milky
Judge:
Hailey: Just lock him up
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Hailey: Did you eat?
Jake: I SLAYYYEDDD
Hailey: No, babe.
Hailey: I'm asking if you had breakfast.

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FanfictionBelieve me you have no idea how hard it was to come up with these. Some are real convos between me and my bff. →All the characters belong to Rosyclozy. →The fanart doesn't belong to me either, I only edited it.