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Liam: *rubbing his temples* Come on... Pick up.

Drew: Wtf are you doing??

Liam: Calling Henry.

Drew: ?

Liam: Telepathically.

Drew: There's no way that is going to–

Henry: Sorry I missed your call, Liam.

Drew: WHAT TH

Jake: When I go to prison, I'm changing my name to–

Hailey: Because mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, yeah we heard you.

Milly: Wait that's actually genius!!

Sean: Is it just me or did he say "when" and not "if"?

Judge: How do you plead?

Jake: *looks at Hailey*

Hailey: *mouths* Not guilty

Jake: Hot milky

Judge:

Hailey: Just lock him up

Hailey: Did you eat?

Jake: I SLAYYYEDDD

Hailey: No, babe.

Hailey: I'm asking if you had breakfast.

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