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Fuzzy dice || Chapter 7

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Ooooh, I'm so excited! You wanna know why?
...Cause today is Pops' Birthday! I can't wait to celebrate with him! I just have, uh... One little problem though...
...I don't know what to get him for his Birthday! Well, I do have one idea actually... But there lies another problem- I can't afford it!! It's the perfect present idea, too... Oh man. Ooh! Maybe one of the others could help me get the money for it? Or Benson could give me a bit of a raise... It wouldn't hurt to ask!
So after I was down watering some plants, I made my way over to the house. I went up the stairs, where I saw everyone except for Pops in a room together.
"Hey, you guys! What are you all doing in here?" I asked.
"Trying to come up with a Birthday present idea for Pops." Skips replied.
"WHAT?! You guys are trying to come up with present ideas... WITHOUT ME?!"
"Sorry Clover, you just seemed pretty busy with your work earlier is all." Benson replied. "Do you have any ideas? Cause nobody here can think of anything."
"Duh! Of course I do." I replied. "I just can't exactly afford it is all..." I sighed.
"Really? Tell us! I'm sure we can save up enough to buy it." Benson says.
"Really?! Yay! Ok, so... It's these pair of fuzzy dice!" I exclaimed.
"Fuzzy... Dice?" Rigby raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah! Me and Pops go to this arcade called the Fun Fun Zone all the time..." I explain. "One of the prizes there is these fuzzy dice that he always wants, but they cost so many tickets... A freaking million tickets!!"
"Huh... Alright then. Thanks, Clover!" Benson nodded with a smile.
"Uggh, I don't wanna go to the Fun Fun Zone!" Rigby groaned. "I can't stand that place!"
"Yeah, me neither. I can't stand that place." Mordecai remarked.
"Oh, are you slackers suddenly too good for the Fun Fun Zone?" I remarked.
"Hey! Benson, did you hear what she just called us?!" Rigby snapped.
"Yeah, but... She's not wrong." Benson casually shrugged.
"Hey!!"
"Enough, Rigby. I don't wanna go to the Fun Fun Zone either..." Benson says. "But if Pops wants those fuzzy dice, then... That's exactly what we're gonna get him."

Sometime later...
All of us drove over to the Fun Fun Zone, walking into the building.
"...Let's get this over with." Benson says. We all walked up to the entrance, where I saw this one familiar staff member named Susan at the front.
"Awww, hey there Clover!" Susan spoke in a high pitched voice, kneeling down to my level. "It's good to see your widdle face here again, huh? You are sooo cute!"
"Ugh... Stop patronizing me Susan!!" I quickly snapped at her. "I'm in my 30's, stop speaking to me like I'm a baby!!"
"Wait- what?!" Susan's eyes widened in shock, quickly standing back up and looking at me in disbelief. "You're... You're joking, right?" She nervously chuckled.
"Of course not! I have an ID and everything!" I snapped.
Ugh... I really hate when this happens!! This isn't the first time I've been mistaken for a child, too...
"Wow, um... I'm, uh... I'm sorry." Susan nervously coughed. "This is awkward, but uh... The thing is... You're not exactly allowed in here without a child."
"Aww, come on! We're just here to buy some fuzzy dice and leave." Mordecai says.
"Sorry, but... I can't bend the rules for you all!" Susan says. "I'm afraid I can't let you all in here without a child."
Dangit... Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I guess this explains now why me and Pops are the only adults we ever see in there...
All of us then walked out of the building.
"Man, how are we supposed to get these stupid dice now?" Muscleman asks.
"...I think I have an idea." Skips says.

Sometime later...
We quickly managed to come up with an outfit for Rigby, making him look younger. Afterwards, we went back to the Fun Fun Zone...
"Hey, I already told you all that you need a kid to get in!" Susan says. We all stepped aside, revealing Rigby in his outfit. Susan looked at him suspiciously, Rigby not saying a word until Mordecai punched him.
"What up man?! LOL!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL LOL LOL! LOL!"
".......Hmmm... Ok! Go on in, folks!" Susan replied with a smile, finally allowing us in. Whew! Thank goodness that worked.
We all then walked over to the prize counter...
"May I help you?" The man at the front counter asked.
"Yeah hi, we'd like a pair of fuzzy dice, please." Benson says.
"That'll be one million tickets."
"Heh, no- we're actually gonna be paying with cash." Benson replied. "How much is that gonna be? Ten, fifteen bucks?"
"One million tickets, sir." The man replied. "If you'd like, all of our price listings are on the wall."
"Well, can we just buy the tickets?" Muscleman asks.
"Tickets are a penny each." The man says, everyone groaning in response.
"Nice- what's that, like ten bucks?" Rigby asks.
"Dude it's not ten bucks, it's ten thousand dollars." Mordecai says.
"Wow, really?"
"Clover, you brought some tickets with you before we left, right?" Benson asks. "How much you got?"
"Not nearly enough." I sighed, looking down at the purse I brought with me that was stuffed with tickets. "I only have 1,139 tickets."
"Alright then... Bad news everybody..." Benson says, looking back at the others. "We're gonna have to win some tickets if we're gonna get those dice."
"Uh yeah we know, we were right here the whole time." Skips says.
"As long as we work together, then... We've got this!" I confidently exclaim.
"We'll get those fuzzy dice in no time!!"

Sometime later...
We all worked together and played a bunch of the games, earning a lot of tickets pretty fast. It was a lot of fun earning these tickets as well... Well, besides one problem at least...
...Those freaking animatronics!! This place has this stage with three animatronics on it, and I swear they were watching me! Watching US this whole time!! Those freaking soulless eyes of theirs... Ugh. Absolutely disgusts me!!
I swear on my life that those animatronics are secretly alive or something!! But every time I ask other kids around here, they just think I'm crazy! Pops seems to like the animatronics too, and he thinks I'm just imagining things every time I've pointed it out in our previous trips here. Ugh!! I hate feeling like I'm crazy... Eh, I guess I shouldn't worry about right now. What matters now is getting those fuzzy dice for Pops!
Anyways, after a while we all realized that the skee ball machines were the best way to earn tickets here. So we all worked together on the skee ball machines, and soon...
...We finally had a million tickets! Hallelujah!!
So we finally exchanged the million tickets for the fuzzy dice...
"Yeah, we did it!" Benson proudly held up the fuzzy dice. "Now we can give these to Pops-"
But suddenly out of nowhere, somebody grabbed the fuzzy dice from Benson's hand.
"...Sorry, but you ain't giving nothing to nobody."
We all turned around, seeing who grabbed them... Oh man...
It was the bear animatronic!! The other two animatronics were next to him as well.
"I KNEW IT!!" I gasped, pointing at the three. Everyone looked genuinely confused, murmurs between each other. The bear animatronic pulled out a remote with a big red button on it...
BOOM!!
He pressed the button, a loud explosion being heard as this red sparkly car dropped onto the floor with a loud thud.
"Aw, what?!"
The three of the animatronics hopped into the car, driving and breaking a big hole in the walls of the building as they drove off.
"Let's get em!!" Mordecai shouts. Oh, am I ready to rip them to SHREDS once I get my paws on them!!
All of us quickly hopped into the cart, driving and chasing after them. We tried grabbing the dice from them a couple of times, but failed. Eventually the chase lead us all to this private dock area...
BANG!!
Where their car eventually crashed into a light pole, their car bursting into flames. All of them quickly got out of the car, grabbing the dice as the car completely exploded. Our cart quickly halted to a stop, all of us getting out and surrounding the three.
"Give those dice back already or I'll tear your heads off!!" I angrily hissed, pointing my claws at them.
"You don't scare us. And there's no way you're getting these dice." The bear animatronic says. "Now get out of the way before somebody gets hurt!"
"What could you possibly want with fuzzy dice?" Benson asked.
"Ten years ago we knocked over Bay City jewelers and made off with millions worth of uncut diamonds." One of the other animatronics says, pointing to the dice.
"Those diamonds are in those dice."
"Shut up, Louie!" The bear animatronic snapped, quickly slapping him across the face.
"I remember reading about that... That was you?" Benson asked.
"Yeah, that's right." The bear animatronic replied. "We've been laying low for ten long years, waiting for the statute limitations on Grand Theft Lawson to run out. And it was supposed to end tonight at midnight."
"Mmmhm... Until you clowns came along and ruined everything." The duck animatronic says.
"Can't we just have the dice without the diamonds?" Rigby asked.
"It's too late." The bear animatronic replied. "And you know too much..."
Muscleman suddenly charged forward, grabbing the dice from the near.
"Hey! Give that back!!"
Muscleman quickly threw the fuzzy dice to Skips, Rigby running a bit farther away as Skips chucked the dice to him.
"All right... No more games!" The bear animatronic huffed angrily. He walked up to Rigby, reaching into his jacket...
"NO DONT!!"
"This is the FBI- you're surrounded!!"
Suddenly a helicopter light flashed above us, these heavily armed FBI men pointing guns at the animatronics.
"Get on the ground now!!" One FBI man shouted.
"Errr, what do we do boss...?" One animatronic worriedly asked.
"We do what we were made to do... Show these folks a fun time!" The bear animatronic replied.
"Hmm, funny, I was thinking the exact same thing!"
"Well then... I guess it's showtime!"
The bear animatronic pulled out a gun...
"GUN!!"
We all hopped into the cart, watching from a safe distance as the FBI and the animatronics opened fire on one another. The FBI overpowered them pretty fast though, knocking two of the animatronics into the water. The bear animatronic took a lot more shots before he was down, though... Eventually he was knocked into a boat on the water, one of the FBI dudes launching a rocket from a rocket launcher at the boat...
BOOM!!
...As the boat completely exploded.
"...WOO!! WE DID IT!!" I cheered, all of us high fiving.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

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