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Exit 9B || Chapter 9

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EEEP!! OH MAN!! This is super bad... Like, really, REALLY BAD!!
I thought this was just gonna be another normal day... Where we'd finally get to officially recruit our new intern at the park! But things went really, really wrong...
So basically, there was this man who suddenly showed up at the park today, wanting to buy the entire park so he could bulldoze it and built a freeway here! Of course Benson and the rest of us rejected the idea... We ain't insane!! Ok, we're not completely insane... But you know who is?
That freaking guy! He's an absolute maniac!!
The second Benson rejected him, he started chasing us and firing lasers at us! We all ran through the park trying to escape him, ending up back at the house where we saw Thomas, who quickly ran back into the house to shield himself from the laser blasts. While we were running, Hi-Five Ghost got shot with a laser and knocked out... Pops and Benson also getting hit afterwards. Skips nearly got shot as the rest of us hid, Skips getting knocked to the ground.
"You... You won't get away with- AGH!!"
Skips was quickly cut off when the man lasered him, also knocking him out as well. Muscleman ran out from behind a trash can, trying to run away. He was promptly then hit with a laser as well.
I was hiding behind a bush, retracting my claws as I tried to sneak up on him from behind.
"STOP HURTING MY FRIENDS!! YAAAAA-"
I tried to charge at the man, but was zapped with a laser myself...
...Which was the last thing before I lost consciousness.

Two months later...
Mordecai and Rigby's POV...
Mordecai and Rigby had just barely managed to escape from the man who had lasered everyone at the park... All thanks to their time machine. They had managed to escape at the last second, using the time machine to jump forward two months into the future as they fell onto the ground.
"Ohhh... My chest..." Mordecai groaned.
"Are you okay?" Rigby asked.
"Huh...?" Mordecai lifted himself up, noticing that the small time machine was now crumbled underneath him.
"Aw, man..." Mordecai groaned, the two getting up.
"Where are we?" Rigby asked.
"Dude... It's the park. Look!"
The two felt shock reverberate through them seeing how different the park looked. The once luscious green park was completely leveled to a dull, dirt filled plane, with dead trees and construction vehicles littered in the land.
"Oh man, the freeways almost done! This is bad..." Mordecai says worriedly, the two gasping when they saw some construction workers.
"Hide!"
The two quickly ducked down behind a nearby construction vehicle, as the workers walked past them.
"That was close." Mordecai says.
"What are we gonna do?" Rigby asks.
"It's not too late, come on. We can still fix this." Mordecai says.
"But the space time thingy is busted!" Rigby says.
"We don't need it. You still have the document?" Mordecai asks, Rigby nodding as he held the document up.
"All right... We have to find Skips and the others."
...And that's exactly what they did. They managed to find Skips, and got his memories back. They then went around the city, regaining the memories of Pops, Muscleman, and Hi-Five Ghost as well. And soon...
...Clover was next.

Clover's POV...
Urgh, man... How long have I been working at this convenience store for? Two years? Nah, it's been two months. It feels like two years with how slow it is... Ugh... Man, I hate my life... I just wanna go home... And take a nap for a million years... When does my shift end again? I don't even know anymore.... Uuuuughhhh...
Ding!
I could suddenly hear the front door to the shop open, seeing a big group of people walk in... A bluejay, a raccoon, a ghost, a green dude, a dude with a really big head, and a yeti dude.
"There she is!" The raccoon pointed at me, the whole group quickly running up to the front counter I was at.
"Heyy... What do you need help with...?" I weakly groaned in my monotone, tired tone.
"Yeah..." The blue jay nodded, pulling out something behind his back... Which was a pot of flowers.
"Would you help us plant these?" He asked.
"Whaaat...? I don't..."
I quickly froze up, the sight of those flowers triggering something in my head...
...I suddenly saw every memory of my life... Everything that happened at the park... Every single memory flashed through my eyes.
Yes.... I...
...I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!!
"...OH MAN!!" I loudly gasped, frantically looking back and forth between everyone. I then paused, looking down at the apron I was wearing.
"Why the heck am I working at this stupid place?! I QUIT!!"
I quickly whipped off the apron and tossed it to the ground, hopping over the counter as everyone cheered happily.
"Yeah! Now we just need to find Benson..." Mordecai says.
"Where the heck even is Benson anyways?" I asked.
"We know where, but first..." Rigby held up a document.
"We all gotta sign this first!"
And that's exactly what we did, all of us going back to Skips' auto body shop as we all signed the document.
"Looks like my John Hancock's the biggest." Muscleman says, as he just finished signing the document.
"Now give me a high-five cause I've got a huge signature!"
Him and Hi-Five Ghost then promptly high-fived.
"But seriously, how do we save the park?" Muscleman asked.
"We have to get Benson's signature." Mordecai says. "The problem is he's always with that bearded guy."
"Who is that tool, anyway?" Muscleman asked.
"A contractor. He's tried to buy the park countless times so he could build a freeway there." Skips states.
"But why must it be the park? Why is it so important to this beard?" Pops asks.
"That doesn't matter now. What matters is that we get Benson back to sign this contract." Skips says.
"But we could get killed!" Hi-Five Ghost says worriedly.
"Yeah, this sounds pretty heavy, bro." Muscleman says.
"So?! We can't just give up before we even try!" I snapped. "That park is too important to me to just let it be destroyed for a stupid freeway!"
"Yeah, Skips and Clover are right!" Mordecai says. "It might be risky, but we have to try. This isn't just the park we're talking about too. It's Benson, too."
"All right! Let's do this thing!" Muscleman says confidently. "Oh three... One two three!"
"For the park!"
"We'll stop the contractor!"
"Let's kick some butt!!"
"...We could have planned that better."
And so we all left together, making our way back over to the park as he hid behind a giant pipe.
"All right, everyone. Benson could be anywhere." Mordecai says. "We just need his signature and this will all be over. Skips, you take Clover, Hi-Five Ghost and Muscleman and go around back. Me, Rigby, and Pops will go that way. And remember, whatever you do, don't get caught."
"What are you guys doing here?" We suddenly heard the voice of Thomas, that one intern behind us.
"Thomas, what's your problem?!" Muscleman snapped at him. "You trying to give us a heart attack?!"
"I have to be here! I need the credits for school!" Thomas says. "You guys got to go, the new managers crazy."
"We're not leaving." Mordecai huffed. "You got to tell us where Benson is so we can get his signature."
"...Uhhhh..." Thomas suddenly had a worried look on his face.
"Thomas!"
"Thomas, where's Benson?!" Rigby snapped.
"Uh... Right behind you."
In the blink of an eye, a bunch of construction workers covered our heads in trash bags, temporarily blinding us all.
Once we could finally see again, the construction workers threw the bags off our heads, our bodies now being sealed in solid concrete where only our heads were peeking out.
"Well, well, well, what have we got here?" The bearded guy remarked, him, Benson and Thomas all looking down at us.
"A couple of protestors trespassing on private property. What, you're not a fan of Exit 9B? Let me guess, you stuck yourself in that cement so we'll stop building, hmm? Well, I'm afraid that isn't going to work. In fact, you're one of the final components of its completion!" The bearded guy then laughed manically. We all tried to break free of the concrete, but to no avail.
"Dude, what's your deal?!" Mordecai snaps.
"Yeah, what's your beef with the park?" Muscleman asks.
"Beef? I have no beef with the park." The bearded guy answered. "My beef is with Mordecai and Rigby!"
"Us?!"
"But we don't even know you!" Rigby says.
"Perhaps not in my current form... But maybe this'll jog your memory!"
The bearded's guys body suddenly went completely detached from his head, his head floating in the air as everyone but me gasped.
"Um... Who the heck are you?" I asked.
"Uh, hello? I'm the son of universally renowned gaming champion, Garret Bobby Ferguson!" He replied. "Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr!"
"Is this just because we beat your dad's universe record?" Mordecai asked.
"No! It's because you blew him up!" Garret Jr snapped. "You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?!"
"But that wasn't our fault!" Mordecai says.
"Yeah, it was just a side effect of getting schooled so hard!" Rigby remarked mockingly.
"Silence!" Garret Jr angrily snapped. "Garret Bobby Ferguson Sr was a kind, loving father with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone because of you."
"Ugh, of course this had something to do with you two." I grumbled under my breath.
"Yeah, good one dudes." Muscleman remarked sarcastically.
"When my freeway is complete, it will be a gateway to the fiery center of the earth, and then my dad along with everyone else you've destroyed, will come back from beyond the grave to destroy everything you hold dear." Garret Jr says, all of us gasping with worry as he laughed evilly.
"Hahaha... And now that I have a captive audience, I present... Exit 9B!!"
A crane moved the last section of the freeway into place, a big laser shooting at the glowing red orb in the sky. The orb quickly formed into a giant red portal, a big army of all these different people walking through. A lot of them I recognized, a lot of them I didn't...
"Oh no, bro..."
"This is bad..."
Soon once the big army of enemies marched through, we saw Garret Sr finally fly through the portal as well.
"No way..."
"Get ready for a universe serving of revenge." Garret Sr says, flying up to his son.
"Father..."
"Son..."
A pair of arms and legs quickly grew out of both of them, the two hugging.
"You're looking good, son." Garret Sr says.
"Thanks. Now what do you say we show these park scum the meaning of revenge?" Garret Jr says.
"I'm gonna enjoy this..."
"These cowards die tonight!"
"It's useless! We're all gonna die!!" Rigby says with a frightened tone.
"We're surely done for!" Pops says worriedly.
"I don't know about you guys, I think it's rude not to invite your friends to the party." Skips says. He then whistled, as a flying car instantly floated into view and up to us. The floating car had some of our friends in there as well, most of them I recognize. Even Skips' insanely hot friend was with them too... Heehee... Oh! And Skips' magical floating baby friends were floating alongside the car as well.
"Nice of you fellas to drop by." Skips says.
"Greetings, park dwellers." One of the magical babies says. He then shot a laser from his magical rattle, which quickly disintegrated all the concrete and freeing us.
"What, is that supposed to be an army?" Garret Jr remarked.
"Ha! Yeah."
"There's too many of them!" Rigby says.
"He's right! We'll never defeat them!" Hi-Five Ghost says.
"It's not about defeating them anymore!" Mordecai huffed. "It's about standing up to them and fighting! I for one an not just gonna hand over everything that I care about to some floating head that wants revenge on us! I'm not backing down, and I don't think you want to back down either! Today we fight! We fight for the park!!"
"YEAH!!"
"Now who's with me?!"
"YEAH!!" We all cheered loudly.
"How touching... Demon spawn of the underworld... ATTACK!!"
All of the enemies roared, all running towards us. I quickly protracted my claws, readying to attack...
"Hold the line..." Mordecai held up his fist, all of us staying still...
"Hold the line...
...NOW!!"
And we quickly dove out of the way as a wrecking ball hit a bunch of our enemies. And we all started attacking. I immediately started slicing at enemies with my claws, already starting to completely cut through a bunch of enemies with ease. Mordecai and Rigby soon ran off to find Benson, while I started to fight more enemies so they wouldn't notice the two. It definitely was getting harder for the others to fight after a bit as well, myself soon started to tire out as well... We were all pretty strong, but... Heavily outnumbered.
"They're outnumbered. Soon, it'll all be over." Garret Jr says, his dad patting him on the back.
"I think you just got the universe record for best revenge ever.
Soon, a flying car came into view, where I could see Mordecai, Rigby and Skips on it.
"STOOOOP!!" Benson screamed, the car parking itself on the ground. "This ends now!!"
"That's right! Benson got his memory back, and with his signature, this document is complete!" Mordecai shouts, holding up the document. "Shut down Exit 9B and the portal!"
"Decreed from city hall, yo! Historical landmark!!"
Garret Jr and Garret Sr seemed unphased however, both laughing in response.
"They think they got everybody, Garret Bobby Ferguson Sr!" Garret Jr chuckled.
"Huh?"
"You had to get the signatures of all the park employees..." Garret Jr kicked a nearby barrel, revealed Thomas who was hiding underneath it.
"Huh?"
"Thomas?!"
"Now hand over the document, or the intern gets it." Garret Jr threatened, pointing a laser weapon at Thomas.
"Why did I have to hire him right before all this happened?!" Benson says.
"...This isn't his fight." Mordecai sighed, suddenly dropping the document.
"Sorry."
"Quit messing around and bring me the contract!" Garret Jr snapped.
"All right, all right..."
Mordecai walked over to him, handing Garret Jr the document.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold!" Garret Jr says with a smirk. "Intern! Fetch the coffee... Iced."
Thomas quickly stood up, running over to a nearby coffee table.
"No... This can't be it!" I worriedly whimpered, already feeling tears welling up in my eyes.
"The park..."
"Our home..."
"All is lost..."
"Thomas! Stop thinking about things and bring me my coffee already!" Garret Jr snapped at him. "Kids worthless, am I right?"
Thomas suddenly then ran forward, throwing the coffee right in his face. Garret Jr quickly kicked Thomas in retaliation, sending him flying off the side of the freeway.
"Thomas!!"
The flying car quickly flew off after him.
"All, right... Gather round, gather round." Garret Jr quickly called to all our enemies.
"Now... We'll just tear this thing up and get this war back on. Minions... Behold!!"
Garret Jr held up what he thought was the document. However...
...It wasn't actually the document.
"Uhhh... Is that a drawing of you with a butt for a face?" One of the enemies asked in confusion.
"Huh? A fake?!" Garret Jr held down the drawing, him and his dad looking at it in confusion.
"Hey, losers!"
The flying car came back up, with Rigby, Benson and Thomas safely in it.
"Should've checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of your face!" Rigby remarked. "Know what I'm saying?!"
...OOOH! That's why Mordecai dropped the papers. Oh man, was that smart!
Rigby held the document out to Thomas...
"NOOOOOO!!"
As he quickly signed it. The document started to glow and float up into the air, flying over to the portal. The portal soon started to suck all of the construction work and all the enemies into it, all of us holding on tight to anything we could find nearby so we didn't get sucked in as well.
"Juuuuuniooooor!! You just broke the record for disappointing your father! AAAAA-"
Garret Sr suddenly exploded into a goo, Garret Jr dropping to his knees...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
As he promptly exploded into goo as well. The portal then suddenly exploded, completely destroying everything in the park...
...And when the exploded dissipated, the park looked like it was... Well, almost back to normal. The green grass was back, but all the plants, trees, and even the house was completely leveled.
"WHOOOO!! YEAH!! WE DID IT!!" We all excitedly cheered, all congratulating and thanking Thomas as well.
"Ha, thanks guys. Does stuff like this happen all the time?" Thomas asks.
"Oh, yeah dude."
"Pretty much all the time." We all nodded in agreement.
"Don't worry, we'll have this place cleaned up in no time." Benson says confidently. "Right, Skips?"
"Eh, I've seen worse." Skips casually says.
"I call replanting all the trees!" I say excitedly, holding a hand up.
"Good... All right, everyone, let's get to it!"
We may have a lot of work to do before the park is back to normal, but... Oh man, am I still so happy! Not only did we get the park back, but we got a new friend at the park too!
...It's gonna be so fun working with Thomas!

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