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date night gone wrong

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Captain Kirby is getting ready for a date with Rosie but is keeping it secret from Lucy because he's afraid of Lucy's reaction due to rosie being an adult entertainer and all but captain Kirby doesn't care about that so he gets ready and jumps out of his bedroom window and sneaks out

Captain Kirby then arrived at a fancy restaurant and waited a bit after a few seconds later rosie arrived looking pretty with an amazing black dress

Captain Kirby then arrived at a fancy restaurant and waited a bit after a few seconds later rosie arrived looking pretty with an amazing black dress

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Captain Kirby saw her, and in his mind went

Captain Kirby mind: GYAAAAAAAAAT DAAAAMN ok, calm down Captain, you love this woman you got this

Rosie: Hola~ mi pequeño captián

Her Spanish voice made his spine tingle his mind racing with ideas, but he just calmed his nerves and said nervously

Captain Kirby: h-h-hola (gulp) rosie

Rosie: (giggle) You're so adorable when you're nervous

Captain Kirby: t-t-thanks rosie

Rosie: Come on, Papi, let's go eat~

Captain Kirby mind: DID SHE JUST CALL ME DADDY???????????

both of them headed into the restaurant and enjoyed their time until some mysterious looking men came up to Captain Kirby and said

???: Hey buddy, the hell are you doing with my lady

Captain Kirby: Huh?

Captain Kirby looks at rosie, and she looks sad for some reason

???: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME WHY ARE YOU WITH MY WOMAN

Captain Kirby: OK, hold on, can you give me a second

???: NO ANSWER MY QUESTION

captain Kirby: Sir, imma need you to back up before I do something I might not regret

???: Oh really, what's a little puffball like you gonna do

Captain Kirby grabs his wine glass and smashes it on the table, then he stabs the guy in the eye. The other guy swings at him. Captain Kirby grabs his hand and then grabs  his head and slams his head against the table over and over until he's unconscious

Captain Kirby looks at the bloody men, and one of them picks up his unconscious friend and runs away

Captain Kirby looks at rosie and said

Captain Kirby: Who we're, does guys?

Rosie: they were abusive coworkers

Captain Kirby held her hands and said

Captain Kirby: Don't worry, rosie. I'm sure those people won't ever hurt you again

Rosie kissed him on the lips and hugged him

Rosie: Thank you, Papa. I'm grateful to have you

Captain Kirby: So am I , so am I rosie so am I

Rosie: Let's go to my place and let's have fun together, ok?

Captain Kirby: Yes, ma'am

Both of them went to Rosie's place and had a lot of fun

Both of them were cuddling  naked till morning

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