Ren and Rancel were sword collectors, but they weren't looking for any ordinary swords their looking for the weirdest swords man has ever seen,
Somewhere in a forest
Ren: Was it necessary to kill that slime monster back there? You got the sword covered in slime. You know how hard it is to clean that stuff
Rancel: Calm down. It won't be too hard to clean this thing, it's only a little bit of slime
Ren: Oh, really, look at the sword again
Rancel looked at the sword and saw that it's completely covered in slime
Rancel: Oh (censored), yeah, I see what you mean. Now yeah, it's definitely gonna be a pain to clean this
Ren: Yeah, no (censored). Let's just go home and clean this stuff
Both of them started to walk home until they heard a woman's voice
Ren: You heard that?
Rancel: Yeah, it sounds like a woman fighting something
Ren: Um, should we help? What if it's a mimic
Rancel: Well, let's costplay as white people in horror movies and investigate
Both of them run in the direction of the voice and see a woman fighting some plant monster , and she noticed both Ren and Rancel and said
Vamdre: Hey, a little help here, please
Rancel: Well, I'm useless here, so get in there, pal
Ren: Ugh, fine
He digs through his bag and pulls out
Narrator: weed killer magisword
Rancel: Who the hell said that?
Ren: I'm not sure, but don't worry, lady, I'll help
Killing a plant monster later
Vambre: Phew, thanks for the assist
Ren: Any day, I'm happy to help fellow sword collectors
Vambre: How did you know I was a sword collector?
Ren: Just a lucky guess
Vambre: Anyway, thank you. I think you deserve a reward
She kisses him on the cheek and walks away
Ren: ( completely excited) Rancel, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Rancel was sleeping on a tree, unaware of what happened
Ren: Man, you never get to see me. Do cool stuff
