Captain Kirby is sneaking into houses looking for valuables until he stumbles a house that peaked his interest
Captain Kirby: oooo this house looks nice. I bet there's a bunch of goodies in there
He climbs on trees to get a good advantage point to see if there's any open windows to climb through
After a few minutes of scouting later, he finds a window that leads to a bedroom
He jumps through the window and is now inside the bedroom it doesn't seem like there was much in there, but he sees a little book and a wooden table but he was too short to reach so he got a nearby wooden stool and climbed on it to reach the table
He sees a little book labeled "dairy DO NOT TOUCH," and what does he do opens it anyway and starts reading a few chapters until he hears foot steps coming upstairs so he stands completely still hoping to resemble a plushy
After a few seconds a girl walks in and see captain Kirby still on the stool and picks him up
Luna: Hmm a plushy HEY SIS
Star: Yeah what's up Luna
Luna; remember when we used to burn your old plushys when we we're young?
Star: Yeah, what about it?
Luna: get the homemade flamethrower we got a new victim
Captain Kirby mind: Oh shit
