Commie Run: Kingdom

it was a tuesday (probably). the kingdom was quiet. revolutionary cookie (aka lenin but cookie) was organizing a chart about jellybean sharing. it had like. boxes. and arrows. and chilli pepper had already tried to steal half of it.

"we need to redistribute the sugar cubes," he said, "fairly. to the cookies who produce value."

"what if i produce chaos?" chilli pepper asked, balancing on the flagpole.

"then u get one sugar cube and a long talk with comrade wizard," said lenin.

then. the sky exploded.

like not literally but there were sparkles. and thunder. and a glittery fog.

from the mist emerged a cookie with long flowing blue-colored hair, lashes for days, and platform boots that clacked like power.
SHADOW MILK COOKIE.

(A/N I'm sorry)

"greetings, crumbs," he purred. "did someone order a diva?"

"whoa," said gingerbrave, hiding behind wizard. "what is that."

shadow milk cookie twirled dramatically. "i am the beast of deceit, the sparkle in the shadows, the queen of cream. i am... SHADOW. MILK. COOKIE."

"ur not on the registry," said revolutionary cookie, already suspicious.

"ugh," smc said. "so boring. i heard this kingdom was new and vibing with equality. i live for it."

wizard cookie tilted his hat. "you're... a beast cookie."

"guilty!" shadow milk said, posing with jazz hands. "but like, reformed. i left the old ways behind. too much drama. now i want to join you cuties."

"how do we know ur not lying," said strawberry cookie, finally stepping forward, clutching her lollipop like a sword. her eyes were big and suspicious.

"sweetheart," smc said, flipping his hair, "i lie all the time. but not about friendship."

lenin frowned. "you cannot simply join the revolution by being fashionable."

"awww," smc pouted. "but i brought... marshmallows."

"i want marshmallows," said custard cookie, already halfway to betrayal.

"NO," lenin barked. "this could be a trap. deceit is his middle name!"

"actually my middle name is MooMoo, but don't tell anyone."

gingerbrave walked up, looking brave and also slightly dumb. "maybe he's being honest? i mean. we let chilli in."

"hey!" chilli said. "i'm very trustworthy when it benefits me!"

"we can test him," wizard said, already charging a spark in his hands. "truth or dare but revolutionary edition."

"ooooo fun!" said shadow milk cookie. "truth: i once seduced a vampire cookie for free eyeliner. dare: try to stop me from being iconic."

(Ya'll know which vampire cookie)

"he's annoying," strawberry whispered.

"he's dangerous," said revolutionary cookie.

"he's got snacks," said custard, eating a marshmallow.

there was a long pause.

finally lenin sighed. "...fine. you may temporarily join. but you must contribute to the labor and not spread falsehoods."

"deal!" smc said. "i'll help with... propaganda! and bedazzling the banners!! and choreographing the jellybean parade!!!"

"we don't have parades," said lenin flatly.

"we do now," smc whispered, glitter in his eyes.

the revolution... had gained a sparkle.