(A Killer Show)
Hot Sauce: *says one word*
Ruler: You've reached your time limit on talking, SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Snap and Castle: *js talking about stuff*
Star: Hi! :D
Castle: Shush, the adults are talking.
Star: I'm not a kid. >:/
Castle: THE ADULTS ARE TALKING-
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Ruler: I know over 200 ways to kill a man.
Star: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face and blow torch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.
Ruler:
Ruler: 201.
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Ruler: Hot Sauce died of natural causes.
Snap: You pushed him off the roof!
Ruler: Yeah, gravity! It's natural!
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Hot Sauce: Blue is not even a natural color for food! It occurs very rarely in nature- name me one blue food!
Castle: Blueberries?
Hot Sauce: BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE-
YOU ARE READING
Random shitpost book lol-
RandomRandom shitpost book lol- (Mostly BFDI (Usually my AUs) but there'll be other stuff too-) Formerly js for my AUs tho so expect that a lot at the first like 60-70 chapters-
