Completely Unexpected ~Dark Link X Reader~

*Dark Link's P.O.V.*

I still can't wrap my brain around the argument I had with (Y/n) two days ago. Did I miss something in my rage filled state? What the hell did she mean, she saw me? I mean yes I had gone to her village in person a few times before I created those butterflies but I was never seen.. "Heyyy, Darky-poo!" A high-pitched voice squeaks as I feel over sized  breasts press against my back and twiggy arms wrap around my neck. Fuck my life... "You haven't been coming around lately, I was getting awfully lonely," the make-up caked girl whines. "Anastasia, you work at a brothel," I growl, "I HIGHLY doubt you have felt lonely." She gasps and let's go of me, "You're so mean, Darky!" I shrug and take another swig from my bottle.

"I know! Why don't you come in back where the real action is and I can make you feel like a man," she says flirtatiously and twirls her hair. I set down my bottle and shift in my stool to glare at her, "Am I not already a man?" She backs away as my eyes brighten, indicating I'm getting pissed, "Are you saying that--" "No! No no no no no," Anesthesia stammers, "t--that's not w-what I meant!" "Leave," I command. "Y-yes, sir!," she scurries off in fear. 

Uggh. I hate this place. I think as I rub my temples. But it's the only place I can come to get a drink. The brothel is​ dedicated to all the thieves and outlaws of the of the land. Whoever founded this place if both a genius and an idiot. Most of the 'clients' aren't very good looking, so I can understand why all the girls drape themselves on me, but most of the girls are fugly as well. What good looking girl would WANT to work here? After taking one last sip of my drink, I decided to go back and talk it out with (Y/n). Hopefully we can have an actual conversation this time. 

~Time skip horse ride~

I don't know why I'm hesitation outside the door. It's MY room! I should just go in there! I reach the handle but my hand can't turn it. "You God Damn Jellyfish!!," I yell at my hand, "Turn the friggin handle!" I glare at my hand, not noticing person walking towards me. "Uh.. Lord Shadow?..," I jump and turn to face Julien, "What are you doing, sir?" "Oh, Julien! I was just.. going to my room." I turn the handle and push the door open. "Sir! Before you go in there-" I stop and look around, my heart sinks. She's not here..

"Is she on a walk in the gardens?," I ask, not looking to my advisor. "No, Master..," he trails off. I walk swiftly over to Julien and stare down at his face, "THEN WHERE IS SHE?," I boom down at him. "Our archenemy came in the middle of the night the day after you left and took her."
"What?!"
"Yes, sir. He snuck into the castle completely undetected and took her." 
"Why didn't you stop them?!" 
"I'm so sorry, sire. I was too slow to sense them, after they kissed they jumped off the balcony and rode off. I didn't have enough time to react."

They kissed?... I took a few steps back and lightly place a hand on my face, freaking out. "Did she kiss back?," I ask almost inaudible. "What was that, Master?" "Nothing," I state loudly, standing up straight and pushing all emotion from my face and voice, "I wish to be alone now," I say walking towards my bed. "Yes, sir. However, I think it would be beneficial to strategize an attack on Hyrule. It is the kingdom's fault for raising a boy that would steal another man's love." 

"Odd way of thinking about it." "Sorry, sir." "But! It does give me a motive to finally conquer that pitifully kingdom of light," I say with an evil grin spreading, "Have the generals of each division meet me in the main hall within half an hour!" "Very good, Lord Shadow," Julien says as he bows and exits. Link stole what I love dearest, now I'll destroy what he loves. 

*Julien's P.O.V.*

That was far too easy.