What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

All the GoM stiitng on the couch with nothing to do.

Akashi: Alright everyone, time to do something!

Aomine snoring, Kuroko has his nose in a book, Murasakibara eating cake, Midorima checking his future again, and Kise taking selfies.

Akashi: //looks at cake// cake battle, who ever wins sleeps with (F/n)!

Everyone looks at you.

You: Eh?!

Miodima: Okay! Not that I want to win, I just don't want you to sleep with a...

Kuroko: //blinks//

Kise: Yay!

Aomine: boobs

Murasakibara: teddy bear~

Akashi://licks lips// You'll be the judge (F/n)

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Akashi's kitchen

Akashi: //working and sees you coming over//

Akashi: Don't worry I'll defeat them like a sloth was making their cakes

//kisses you hand//

Aomine: How will you win if you keep getting sidetracked!

Akashi: Wow! I didn't know you knew such big words!//winks at you// I always win

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Kise's kitchen

Kise: //Humming//

Kise: Hi (F/n)! Do you like it so far

//only a big blob of uncooked cake batter//

you: Hehe//backs out slowly//

Kise: See Aomine! She liked it! Wait... first let me take selfie!

//song starts//

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Midorima's kitchen

You: Wow! It looks so good!

Midoima: It's not that good

Akashi: Is that a carrot cake!

Aomine: You live up to your nickname eh carrot!

GoM: //cracks up except for Kuroko who is quietly working hard//

Midorima: //face red//

You: So cute~

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Aomine's kitchen

Aomine: //frosting his cake when you come over//

You: What is THAT!

Aomine: //cake resembles boobs// BOOBS

You: //takes the batter bowl filled it with water and dumps it over Aomine's head//

Aomine: What you wanted something else?! Did u want the di-

//more batter pours on top of Ahomine//

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Kuroko's kitchen

Kuroko:...//reads instructions//

You: Your is looking good to unlike someone //gives death glare to Aomine//

Aomine: Hey!

Kuroko: //doesn't see Aomine tinkering with his oven//

BEEP!BEEP!

Kuroko: Uh-oh //oven explodes//

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Murasakibara's kitchen

Murasakibara: //natural at this except keeps eating leftover frosting, sprinkles, and cake batter//

You: Times almost up everyone! Nice job titian!

You: 3...2...1... TIMES UP! Hands up!

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You: //examines all cakes//

Aomine's is a big dick

Aomine: You said you didn't like the boobs

Kuroko's is burned

Kuroko: Problems with the oven... It was bullying me

You: your so adorable!

Akashi's is the biggest and touches the ceiling

You: //mumbles// to big

Akashi: I have this in the bag //brushes off invisible dust from his shoulders//

Mursaskibara's is simple and pretty

You: I guess you worked at a bakery before?

Murasakibara: //doesn't know what you said because he starts to eat Akashi's cake//

Akashi: HEY!

Kise's cake... there is no cake only him posting pictures of how he was going to bake a cake

You: ... Wowwwww

Kise: I tried (f/n)

//crocodile tears//

Midorima's is a carrot cake

You: Wow! You even added a bunny! so cute~

Miodrima: I-It's just... easy to make!

Contest opinions

Akashi - way to big
Kise - none

Midorima - cute!
Aomine - don't even get started on him
Kuroko - to burned
Murasakibara - perfect but is already eaten by Murasakibara

You: Midorima wins!

Akashi: pure luck

Aomine: take some pictures!

Kuroko: good game.

Murasakibara: can I eat urs now?

Midorima: //face looks like he's about to explode from embarrassment//

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SO CUTE! Merry early Christmas! or Hanukkah or what ever you celebrate! Happy holidays sounds better. So I definitely won't be updating for the few days since cousins are coming over but I'll try to make a new years and a Christmas one for sure! Comment! I love all your comments and they make me laugh. Thanks to those who stuck with me since the beginning, you know who you are. 2016 you better be ready for the amazing me coming!