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So I kinda disappeared into oblivion without warning and into a hole of trash, Yuri on ice, instangram art account and other shit. I looked (tried to) at everyone's comments (believe it or not but I have over 400 notifications from all you little munchkins).

Sorry I was mainly focused on an my art account on IG (braincentral, it's trash). And I'm not in a good relationship with the fam especially my mom.

Anywho I'm trying my best to get back into writing these scenarios again, I love making others happy and upbeat even if I'm in tough situations (it's kinda a flaw, but I love all you guys).

Looking at comments I saw a intro where Kagami said no one cares that I was back and people actually commented I CARE! //LOL// y'all r the best.

//long intro coming to an end//

I'll be trying to come up with new ideas and stuff to update here and I think I'll try and focus more on this book than my other ones. My life is getting more busy than I thought and school is actually getting even harder.

Wish me luck,
Hye lin

Well here you go random jokes and comeback and sassy remarks I learned over the past few months and also form Rick Riodan's writing (Percy bless your demigod soul).

//you turned off the lights in Akashi's office//

Sei: TURN ON THE LIGHTS (FIRST NAME)! I CANT SEE CRAP!

//me being hesitant to use actual curse words 🙃//

You: Well turning on lights are hard, Sei! They don't have a ding-dong down their like you!

You: //whispers// if you can call that cm thing a ding-dong

You: //back to yelling// And also why would you want to see yourself?

//Akashi tackles you//

//Aomine and Kuroko, on Aomine's back come..... rushing in//

(You little nasties, you, with that sentence up there. 😉😏 If you didn't get it thank god ur still innocent)

Ao: BURRRNNN MY BROTHA BURNED

Kuro: you need some- some- uh, Aomine what did you tell me to say?

Ao: y o u. n e e d. s o m e. s a l t. w i t h. t h a t. b u r n.

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Mura: can you pass me the salt?

Kise: why you already are 100% sodium chloride

(Kise: yes, ik big words)

//you know that big crowd of guys who go 'OOHHHH' after a burn like in Vine- RIP- yeah, well they come rushing in behind Kise//

Ao: WOW HES NOT ONLY BLONDEEE BUT SMART TOO DJEKWOANDICOS

Mura: ...

Ao and Kise: oh shoot

Mura: ....... run.

(Me: if that offended you, don't read on. In real life I'm worse, jk I'm nice in real life I just make lots of jokes... and puns)

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