What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

[errors] [requested]

Here ye go

Percy Jackson fans you get the title joke? //eyebrows wiggle//

This is going to be very bad since i had no clue what to do with dis request. I have no ideasssss.

Akashi

(Let's get real he isn't afraid of literally anything except you getting harmed, the sweetheart, and being left behind from his teammates in Teikō look it up)

"Fruit cake and honey ice tea!!!" you yelled scrambling away from the black dot. "It's an eight legged demon!"

Akashi popped his head into the room and saw the unusual sight of you on top of the bookcase throwing books at a unseen target.

"(First Name)," he began, "would you mind telling me why your throwing books from the top of bookshelf?"

You paused earring Akashi's voice and slowing turned your head towards him. A small smile grew on your face.

"Uh... There's a spider in the ground so I climbed up here like Tarzan and started throwing books."

Akashi frowned and tapped his foot impatiently. "Please get down (First Name) and show me the spider."

"Okay. Catch!"

You fell down and Akashi quickly caught you before you hit the ground.

"The demon is over there." You pointed to the ground near the sofa.

Akashi walked over there and saw the eight legged buggy thing. Then he smushed it.

"Die insolent peasant. You mess with (First Name), you mess with me!"

Kise

"G-GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEE!"

You watched Kise run around the room as you stuffed your face with popcorn. A small black dot was flying after the blonde hot on Kise's trail.

"Yo he's catching up!" You called and watched with delight as Kise squealed and ran faster.

Unfortunately for Kise the spider was tied to his pants bottom and, of course, was fake.

"Omg it's going to climb up your leg!"

"NO! (FIRST NAME) HELP ME!!"